Biden being like “I just don’t wanna go out on Saturday anymore” at 12:00 on a Saturday is peak relatability.

There’s always someone at a bonfire who really f***s with keeping the fire going and I kinda respect that.

"You're not entirely wrong."

-Me refusing to admit someone was right and wrong.

I have come to the conclusion that dinosaurs have to still exist on earth. That is all for now.

I have come to the conclusion that my dog is the fastest dog on earth. That is all.

I heard the undo button would start a new era 🥸

Hard to imagine the worst confluence.

Case surging in much of the US. People are tired of limitations the virus is imposing. Economic harm is very real, painful, and persistent....

"USB-C All The Things" is being written into law. You have my full attention 👀

Someone once said apple chargers is apple juice

Wait did RadioShack actually make something called iladies?

When someone asks me what's going on I'm like I don't have the slightest idea here.

It’s crazy that no one has asked Jason Acuna aka weeman to play mini-me in Austin Powers yet.

Sometimes I just stop & think about the 1985 Once Bitten movie to understand it better 🧛

I've always questioned how if Patrick lived under a rock and has electricity or have guests over when he has no other rooms that we know of.

Imagine if SpongeBob lived in a Sponge house shaped like a pineapple and not a pineapple under the trees.

Someone said the Beatles were indie I thought they were a rock band someone must be mistaking them for someone else.

What if I moved to cauliflower land & pursued a life of fulfillment.

Everyone can carry lead

Find a way to feel better

I officially hate Twitter and stopped trying to get my account back awhile back when it was hacked then suspended by mistake with no help from support etc.