If the lights are orange enough it’s not gay.

Guys we’re gonna get this right.

Today at the Pub we will be playing the nutcracker soundtrack on repeat.

What’s everyone going to do for work when it comes out that NSA created BTC? I’m thinking about that floor manager position at Best Buy.

Bears +3

Chargers -3

Giants +4

Commanders +13

Bills -3

When the come in and see my dead body they just say “oh, split melk”

I already died on this bar. nostr:note164wmj5puhfsjujynec25zac2sdkljq9kf5zmcv63jygtzl3jf3ss899dnt

You’ll die here just like the rest of us. nostr:note1gntxqd0hmep4zacm33tzejt5y6cmx5ehwc2n0h8dd98ynn76tqvsheeufl

I’d like to redo my first note:

Who wants milk? I’ll zap you off.

Oh Jesus. You can’t delete!? OH JESUS.