A Chinese finger trap is actually modeled off a thai ladyboy being Eiffel towered

It's just gathca without the boring parts.

CCP no knock raid in rural Iowa :02_laugh:

China doesnt have the ability to dox me to my employer and lock my bank account.

I really feel for the dumbass miner who learned to code.

Sorry the barcade posting seems to have calmed the conflict.

Wifes are temporary, barcades are forever (because they are made of exposed brick).

>You curate your tl by following people and muting

>I curate my timeline by being an insufferable asshole

>We are not the same

That Time I was Reincarnated and Ruined a Medieval High Fantasy by Implementing the Industrial Revolution.

Men will judge women for wanting a felon then turn around and want a woman who cant clean and will stab them.

It's going to be so funny when people find out too late that plastic eating bateria will also degrade wire insulation and circuit boards causing the collapse of industrial society.

Anime is just Japanese sissy hypno asmr.

Is having a jury >25 years different than your age really your peers?

If santa was a nigger how can he drink so much milk?

If I had an instance I would put arguing for lower age on consent as a breech of tos for yeeting.

Man who would realistically only have 1-2 kids arguing that he should be allowed to fuck a 14 year old to maximize fertile years.

Me furiously masturbating on the freeway so I can jizz on the coal burners window next to me so she can get into a mario cart style car crash.

The best part of lolcows is if one is culled from the herd another appears like its a fucking mmo mob.

Just like McCarthyism was totally unfounded and no communists ever infiltrated our government or education system?

Listening to 90s country and I just realized it’s all either simping or strong women shit.