fuckin hate it when cunts damn near crash into you trying to force an opening when pulling out of traffic and then they give you that half ass wave. fuck off i didn't consent to this

People don't randomly mix in the number 1 with their exclamation marks anymore. Because of woke

i am ray romano

Liberals eviscerated with facts and logic and also a metal pipe

I should protest climate change or genocide by inconveniencing normal people. Surely they'll love me for this

volkswagen.network

i'm a 9/11 truther. it never happened and also new york isnt real

My favourite watch, the omega sneedmaster

fuck the police 😏

you know what, maybe i SHOULD die for oil or israel or whatever it is they want me to die for

What if instead of the wiggles it was the wiggers and they did fentanyl

I love my wife I love my life

Are they still making worms games?

nostr is such a negative name they should change it to yestr to create value for shareholders or something idk you figure it out

I use pi to 0 decimal places of precision I don't need that shit

ok now this is epic

im cooking or eating or something idk

taking my girl to only the best restaurants (maximum 1.5 stars on google maps)

getting baked (in an oven (at 170 degrees for 25 minutes))

he bears a striking resemblance to 26th prime minister of australia kevin rudd

i deed eet :)

right shit well now that i can't do the oa-4m looks like its 🚨 EMERGENCY JEFF TIME 🚨