John Mastodon
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Citizen of the fediverse.
I speak fluent ironic with a solid sarcastic accent.
Not related at all to John Merrick.
Most perfect human male according to AI extrapolations!
I'm not here to offend intelligent people!
USA is a country full of idiots. Proof is POTUS 2025!
I promised never to mention the fight club so let me think...
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
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Spooking out the neighbors with a selection of abnormally loud J.S. Bach organ works
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This! 👇
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