“Hey Flexi, show me a metaphor for the US using the vice president?”
We’re not going to make it, are we?

Clarence Thomas: secretly participated Koch donor events
Also Clarence Thomas:

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Lol.
Just send it to E. Jean Carroll

Siri, what does self fulfilling prophecy mean?

“DONALD JOHN TRUMP solicited Acting United States Attorney General Jeffrey Rosen and Acting United States Deputy Attorney General Richard Donoghue to make a false statement by stating, ‘Just say that the election was corrupt, and leave the rest to me and the Republican congressmen'"
- pg 45 of the Georgia indictment
Ever wonder why Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz, Josh, Holly, MTG, and the rest of the sedition caucus defend Trump so passionately?
Traitors.

Michael Flynn just blamed the Jews for being exterminated in WWII
Whatever happens to this traitor and Nazi—needs to be done publicly.
It’s infrastructure week!

BREAKING: Trump handed 10 indictments including a RICO violation
Under Georgia law, bail can only be granted if the defendant can prove they poses no risk of intimidating witnesses or obstructing justice
(Lol)
AND the Governor of Georgia does not have the power to pardon criminals
(Also lol)
I am Hillary Clinton’s unbridled glee.
Folks, it’s like this
He knows he’s lying
His followers know he’s lying
Pointing out their hypocrisy is fine but pointless. Their whole movement is based on “fuck you” and nothing else
Want proof? Ask yourself what does a Republican stand for?
They don’t care if you prove they’re lying. They want to make you prove they know they’re lying
They’re perennially throwing a temper tantrum
They’re won’t change and they’re a waste of time

You should be angry at how easy it is to buy a Supreme Court Justice
You should be angrier at how cheap it is:
$267,230
Meet Clarence Thomas’ RV.
A Prevost Le Mirage XL Marathon paid for by Anthony Welters—A man who made his fortune preventing you from getting health care.

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nostr:npub1w0ku7e2h9zsdx3ykct2q9kgy9zzwa6f922429hyr9a93t5yxu5rqtqz3sz hahahaha
Juicy fruit as well.
All of them.
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(And as an aside, use video.link to generate ad-free videos that are classroom-friendly.)
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This song is already about anal sex. It’s not gonna get more classroom friendly.
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Post often • share • make some friends
Hi.
Here’s Joe Rogan saying that J6 was a false flag
If you’ve cut out any friends or family because they listen to people like Joe Rogan—Invite them back into your circle
So you can disown them again.
Ladies and gentlemen,
America’s mayor…
Trump is in big trouble
So the news is focusing on Hunter Biden “scandals”
Good.
Because we need to remember that this, too, is another Trump scandal
Trump blackmailed Zelenskyy and Ukraine to investigate Hunter Biden
There was an impeachment over it
Trump personnel like Manafort were exposed over it
Lt Col Alexander Vindman went through hell over it
Time to tell the Hunter Biden story the way it was meant to be told
Another Trump crime

Florida is losing doctors, teachers and other educated professionals at an alarming rate
It’s almost as if education and conservatism are polar opposites 🤔
