what even is the point of having a birthday anymore if all the Denny's are gone

love to edit screen recordings of an years-old Android keyboard input bug on my Google Smartphone Powered by Android and watch Google Photos repeatedly fail to save the video https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/2b3ec554683201dc24d5e90c2e37ea8854d370c1658c9174fc012516c4b25c3a/2b0b3d2338410e1d4dd058c8b5405411ed020f30955553bd9a896592da4f4fd3.webp

my favorite part of every #AppleEvent is watching total strangers argue over what they think Steve Jobs would think about [new thing] for weeks on end

Hypertension notifications are a huuuuuge addition to Apple Watch.

Glad that more passive tech is coming along to raise awareness. #AppleEvent

We out here #TronAres https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/2b3ec554683201dc24d5e90c2e37ea8854d370c1658c9174fc012516c4b25c3a/77651ff03494e348a7a085834e02eb07b77b56651b95ceb4f20ea2832f36b130.webp

Looks like Verizon's been having a wireless outage (that seemingly only affects phones released in the last year or two) for hours now, but doesn't seem to have made a direct statement about it yet. https://downdetector.com/status/verizon/ https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/2b3ec554683201dc24d5e90c2e37ea8854d370c1658c9174fc012516c4b25c3a/225b0af0b93ac44d7029c0f7b2bcd96a5b56576d8a9eb9c3c3172017f1f2dc8e.webp

I see my annual “maybe I should try rainmeter again” phase has returned right on schedule

To whoever’s been trying to brute force their way into my Indeed account for the last several hours, I promise its not worth it. I never got any offers either.

It’s amazing how hard Samsung clings to returning customers compared to the “fuck you” pittance Google offers when trading in the previous flagship Pixel, rivaled only by their “go fuck yourself” email after deciding the phone that never left your desk is worth ½ the estimate.

…Not that I’d know. 🙃 https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/2b3ec554683201dc24d5e90c2e37ea8854d370c1658c9174fc012516c4b25c3a/81069507b95b95a4afece59113248c74e4d371d37a4f3781c4206de16830edf5.webp https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/2b3ec554683201dc24d5e90c2e37ea8854d370c1658c9174fc012516c4b25c3a/8f6a5e5737272d7a5ac73544a920866507b8e4d5a74dd82a2ff5c67902d04cba.webp

Me, yesterday: "Why do people think RCS is so buggy?"

*changes carriers*

"oh"

People that say they hate Reddit aren't to be trusted because they clearly don't appreciate the magic that happens when the water flows over the milk jug at just the right angle to create a bubble https://www.reddit.com/r/WtWFotMJaJtRAtCaB/s/x6hE6LwvAW

so would the equivalent of a subtweet on truth social be considered a subtruth or a partial truth

Shoutout to my Google Calendar widget that still thinks it’s May 29th despite me opening it several times a day https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/2b3ec554683201dc24d5e90c2e37ea8854d370c1658c9174fc012516c4b25c3a/a374e65fa940a57a14dade8175a591c9ce92ad3b95664bb8d741e3956b57518a.webp

Let down at the ending, but the Pistons had one hell of a comeback season.

Onward to watching Brunson flop around the court as Celtics fodder. #NBAPlayoffs

Bummed about the Pistons loss, but *very* happy east coast basketball's being allowed to get physical again.

I just hope it stays that way... #NBAPlayoffs

Crazy how, out of every storefront going out of its way to talk about how its working to handle botting and service scaling during mass order rushes, Walmart has consistently had the smoothest ordering experience despite moving in almost total silence.