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Say thank you, White boy. Al Bundy is my life coach and spirit animal. Current bestie: @scenesbycolleen@freespeechextremist.com "I'm not only a mexitwink, I'm THE mexitwink." -d0c, 2023 "I am the fediverse's number one docking enthusiast." -d0c, 2023 "I love balls" -d0c, 2023

Not a Hasselhoff fan, nigfren?

Remember Sister Ray from FF7.

Like that but less small.

His """people""" never developed the wheel and you think this nigga can build one of your toys? 🤨

Sadly Swayze is dead and can't fondle you, friend.

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> she has STDs, lots of them

> she is going to rob you once your clothes are off

> if she doesn't rob you, someone else will

> you are going to get all the STDs

>burying the lede this hard

How're her tits though? 🤔

Oh, another horrifyingly awful take from the mexitwink.

You know he's lying... right?

Any metal object larger than a 1 pound coin is considered a deadly weapon and banned on cuck island.

The latter.

Obviously. My average number of attempts is around 16.

>witch exes

Sounds like my nigga needs to invest in a hammer.

The Great Mouse Detective and it's consequences have been a disaster for the 90's Kid race.

I mean obviously.

But I am all about that mousey look too. 6,000,000/6,000,000. Would sell Mossad state secrets for.

So true! Israeli hooker ascendency!