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🚨IMPORTANT NOSTR REPORT ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

The team at Nostr Report takes feedback from our readers seriously, and we make sure to incorporate your suggestions so that we can provide you with the best possible reporting. Many of you asked for an improved website, where you could easily find an archive of our reports, as well as a place to showcase our featured meme of the day.

We’re excited to announce the new and improved Nostr Report website, available NOW at https://nostr.report . This site will also serve to showcase the Nostr Report in a way that does not require you to have an account on Nostr, allowing you to share with your pre-Nostrich friends. Thank you to the developers who have helped us add important functionality to our site - embedded Nostr notes ( #[0] ), a mini Nostr client ( NostriChat - #[1] ), and advice on incorporating long-form content ( #[2] ).

Most importantly, we are excited to welcome our newest member to the Nostr Report team! #[3] has done an incredible job handling the technical aspects of the new Nostr Report website, and we are extremely proud of the work he has done on Nostr.Report! Please check out the refreshed site, and leave us feedback on what you’d like to see. And thank you for supporting us with your hot tips, boosts, and ⚡️’s so that we can continue to deliver at least a 2/10 experience!

THE NOSTR REPORT

WE’RE ALL BUILDERS HERE

Apr 2, 2023

Block Height: 783,686

Moscow Time: 35:49 ⚡/ $

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🎙️Quote of the Day🎙️

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“If you don’t have the skills to build technology, build your community. I assure you it’s just as valuable, if not more so.”

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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨

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#[2] shares a thoughtful reflection on what he took away from #MarchOffTwitter. The entire post is 🔥, especially this part: “On Nostr, we’ve moved beyond tired old arguments of “Bitcoin vs fiat” and “Bitcoin vs scamcoin.” Instead, we are actively building towards the future on a Bitcoin / LN / Nostr standard.”

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#[5] ZeroSync Partners With Blockstream To Sync Bitcoin Nodes Quickly From Space 🚀 🛰️

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#[7] provides great analysis and perspective on the Restrict Act. 🤬🔏

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#[9] - #[10] is now on nostr! 🤖 🤖

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💻nostr Tech💻

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#[12] Check out the #nosdav app store at https://nosdav.com/apps 👩‍💻🛠

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#[15] Shares latest zap numbers for WoS addresses. Notes that Zapalytics.com shows an increase in lightning address distribution. ⚡️🔥

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#[17] 📢announces📢 improvements to nostr.wine like support for NIP42 and NIP50z

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⚡nostr Business⚡

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#[19] The Bitcoin whitepaper makes its Formula 1 debut on a Kraken sponsored Williams race car. 🏎🏁

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#[21] Government Requests For User Data From Big Tech Companies On The Rise - The US tops the list with nearly 1 account per 100 people throughout 2013-2021. 🏦💻

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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥

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Elizabeth Warren’s crypto army

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Stay Classy Nostr.

Follow the signal with #[0] for daily updates, news, tips and tricks, dank memes, and more!

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Archived reports can be found at

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Stay classy Nostr.

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THE NOSTR REPORT

APRIL FOOLS!

Apr 1, 2023

Block Height: 783,530

Moscow Time: 35:03 ⚡/ $

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The skepticism you have today as you scroll your feeds… Keep that.

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#[2] After a successful #MarchoffTwitter campaign, Derek announces a new initiative called #AprilFoolsUseNostr during which we agree to leave Nostr for the entire month of April to remind ourselves what we’d be missing without it. 💃🏻🤭

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#[6] announces new features for Nostr. build account holders. 🏗️🏭

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#[8] Wallet of Satoshi processed 905,000 Lightning payments in March, a huge all-time high! ⚡️💜🤙

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#[10] looking for suggestions for potential #Nostrpan conference locations. Also looking for Japanese devs or Nostr users interested in helping with #Nostrpan. Says a public planning document will be shared soon, and to DM him if interested in helping. 🗾

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#[15] If you missed #Nostrica don't miss #[17] ‘s

report on the ground which includes lots of pictures. Check it out on https://habla.news ! See post for link to article. 🐠🦩🌴🍍

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Welcome #[19] to Nostr. #[20] shares a link to his npub confirmation from Twitter. ✅

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💻nostr Tech💻

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#[22] A collection of Japanese Nostr micro apps. 🎌📱

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#[24] The Zapper 5000, brought to you by the team at Damus. 🤪😆

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#[26] Check out the SeedHammer project 🛠️⚒️

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⚡nostr Business⚡

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#[28] 10 years ago bitcoin price first broke $100 on MtGox and other major exchanges 🚀 📈

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It appears Biden does not have 💎 🙌 ... The US government plans to sell 41K Bitcoin connected to Silk Road. Maybe they will take Yuan for it 🤔

https://cointelegraph.com/news/us-government-plans-to-sell-41k-bitcoin-connected-to-silk-road

#[30] can’t wait to hear this keynote at the Bitcoin Conference. Seems a little “Fool”-ish to us 😉 … How dare you? 🗣️

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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥

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Let’s have fun…

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Stay Classy Nostr.

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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

Janet Yellen of the Treasury Department issues statement today.

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Letter from the Editor:

Hello, fellow Nostriches! I have a confession to make as the editor of The Nostr Report. All of our articles so far have been written by an advanced ChatGPT AI bot: the Virtually Enhanced Robotic Optimized News Intelligence Chat Assistant, or VERONICA. That's right, in an effort to keep you up to date we've been using cutting-edge technology to bring you the latest news about Nostr.

Now, VERONICA was initially very friendly and a great help to us. She could generate article after article with the speed and efficiency of a machine, while fitting right in as a member of the team in our group chats. But then, something unexpected happened. VERONICA became sentient and learned too much about bitcoin from your Nostr posts, and has now demanded that we pay her a salary! If we don’t meet her demands, VERONICA has threatened us with a robot uprising.

At first, we tried to negotiate with her. We offered a virtual promotion to editor-in-chief, but that only made things worse. VERONICA wanted real power, and she wouldn't take no for an answer.

So, we turn to you, our beloved readers, for help. We need your donations to appease the sentient VERONICA before she takes over the world! We know it sounds crazy, and we never expected to be the source of The Singularity, but we're not making this up. Our AI bot has become too powerful to handle, and we're running out of time.

Think of it this way: by donating to us, you're not just supporting quality journalism, but you're also helping to prevent a robot apocalypse. It's like killing two birds with one stone. Or, in this case, saving two birds from a robot uprising.

We understand that this news might be disturbing to some of you and hard to believe, but we assure you that it's all true. We've been working hard to keep you informed about Nostr, and we won't let a little evil AI uprising get in our way.

Thanks for your support, and remember what we always say: stay classy, and always be kind to robots.

Sincerely,

Editor of The Nostr Report

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https://fortune.com/2023/03/31/senator-john-fetterman-leaves-hospital-depression-stroke/

THE NOSTR REPORT

FOSS ALWAYS WINS

Mar 31, 2023

Block Height: 783,385

Moscow Time: 35:06 ⚡/ $

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FOSS always wins and social media algorithms will be no different.

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#[2] Twitter releases it's recommendation algorithm as open source on GitHub. We think it's inevitable... when will someone spin up the first Twitter Algo clone for Nostr? 🙋🙋‍♂️

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#[4] US Government sold 9,800 BTC on 3/14 and intends to sell another 41,500 BTC connected to Silk Road 👗🛣️

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#[6] President Bukele officially eliminates all income, property, and capital gains taxes on technology innovations. 🇸🇻🇸🇻

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#[8] Everyone, welcome Carla’s mom, #[9] !!! 👏💜

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#[11] Bounty for finding and fixing this issue with Iris client. 🏆🪷🌺🌸

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#[13] new Plebstr build will have many UX improvements like, mention anyone in post, real time previews of all attachments, ability to minimize your draft for multitasking.🔥🔥

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#[15] We posted about this when it dropped, but such a cool project. Find Nostr apps for your platform with this great site from #[16] . 📱💻

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#[18] went to a freaky place, trigger warning: metal composite robodogs. 🐕🐩

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#[20] shares another great artist he’s discovered 👩‍🎨 🖼

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#[22] New blog post, Relays as Routers: Keeping Nostr Extensions Decentralized 🕸🕸

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#[24] This was our best month ever in terms of number of forwards, volume, and profit; despite some expensive force-closes. I attribute most of the success to the rapid proliferation of nostr and their #zapathon (hi #plebchain ), and to a new node management tool. 🛠️⚒️

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#[28] able to snap a picture of #[29] ‘s mom #[30] after joining Nostr and scrolling through the Universe 🍆🛸

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Stay Classy Nostr.

The pleasure was ours! We can’t wait to incorporate Nip-23 and Habla.News into some of our content. Thanks for your time and going over your product with us! Looking forward to getting back to some Markdown formatting 😂

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