just last week I sent a couple TXs to cold storage of ~$3 each from a faucet
guess they’re fucked
better forget about the “eventual” 1 sat/byte now, before it's too late
you saying you expect to see fees eventually come down to this level again?
I like the way you think…I agree; there’s some kind of automated/reciprocating action taking place
hey if it wasn't difficult the jackpot wouldn't be so high! 😆
faster ain't always better
my partner thinks the same thing! but you have to be specific about what it is exactly, i.e. tool name, possibly brand name, exact purpose, etc.
I live in a positively rural, blue-collar community - because of that, I’d be shocked if it was from a digital medium, tbh
I feel this has something to do with the trades; as in, unless you’re an expert in the industry, you’re unlikely to come across this sound
the beautiful thing is #nostr attracts all walks of life, so maybe someone knows exactly what it is 👀
alright plebs, I have a puzzler for ya
let’s put my local township out of its collective misery and collect some relatively easy sats
our town’s radio station is running a contest to see who can guess the SFX below 👇
every wrong guess increases the honeypot by $25 CAD
- last we checked it’s around $5,000 🫠
If anyone can give a compelling guess, we will try to phone it in, and if we win I will buy sats with the proceeds, and split the sats 50:50, with proof of winnings/purchase
#plebchain
#asknostr
#SFX
📻📢🧡 https://video.nostr.build/3649e96e0a7d2551c61e958f741aee911507e9bd41c1ef8ab57977b3adb6d67a.mp4
FWIW, it sounds to me like some automated/electronic, reciprocating action…
alright plebs, I have a puzzler for ya
let’s put my local township out of its collective misery and collect some relatively easy sats
our town’s radio station is running a contest to see who can guess the SFX below 👇
every wrong guess increases the honeypot by $25 CAD
- last we checked it’s around $5,000 🫠
If anyone can give a compelling guess, we will try to phone it in, and if we win I will buy sats with the proceeds, and split the sats 50:50, with proof of winnings/purchase
#plebchain
#asknostr
#SFX
📻📢🧡 https://video.nostr.build/3649e96e0a7d2551c61e958f741aee911507e9bd41c1ef8ab57977b3adb6d67a.mp4
nostr:note18kcqy2l99zw7jskknqw6qy6z02p9xl8wf6rqfudj5ak0zhxavjvs0z3c7z
😭
every time I witness someone buy a lotto ticket, I do this
...except instead of smile I grimace and smfh
nostr:note1d4zewzmlmddx89f5verw9atj4uska8q0qak2lppmev45z6ljjlzsz2whs0
#bitcoin rn:
this is brilliant
although Saylor looks just a little too much like Epstein 😅🤣😬
meanwhile in "Boo Fucking Hoo"...
$33.7 trillion dollars is the new kajillion bajillion dollars
😂 I mean I can’t say I’m complaining!
but like nostr:npub153xmex42x4chdf757hp3q6zxagykkek7pdgwuwd074964dkyha9s82ryu8 literally just suggested on his adjacent-note, it would be nice to have a notification threshold-toggle so you don’t see 1 sat zaps all the time
I don't wanna see these notifications
nostr:npub1hcwcj72tlyk7thtyc8nq763vwrq5p2avnyeyrrlwxrzuvdl7j3usj4h9rq please let me set a lower limit on TX notifications #Bitcoin #zaps #zapvertizing
lol! snap
nostr:note1jm7dlehe8s7de9e4fvp49j8m6qcxls46lfq702y2q4h50e90ataq3f55kx
the fuck is this shit?
and yes I still have a WoS, to siphon off KYC sats to the LN… 🙄
like email, is “sats-spam” an inherent inevitability of LN URLs? 
my name is “Kiss My Ass, Nikki”
…but nostrnaut sounded better 😉 nostr:note160dlela0hcfucxw6r5vkh5hhwav4hztcdjjskghpjkvtuf7vkagqszcaql