Are you actually a chick?
Holy shit man. I couldn’t even imagine.
I think it’s hilarious she eats chocolate and plays with taxidermy snakes after for therapy 🤣
Girl having a terrible day. So bad she needs to talk. I sit on the toilet while she’s talking. She stands in the door way. I sit upright and nod affirmingly at everything she says. She suddenly stops talking. Her eyes get big. I say “oh wow honey” as I pull up a wad of toilet paper with a crack worth of poop on it and she runs out. She thought her day wasn’t going to get worse.
(Relevant)
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I ask for Internet girl pantsu and just end up get Rosie O'Donnells underwear with the dick holes cut out.
:pepe_cry:
Thank you Mecha nig…
At least SOMEBODY appreciates my shitty memes :sneed_swole:
I’ll stop posting these memes until this song leaves my head.
You ever drank the night before and a woke up with a song ingrained in your head?
#boobster
Why does whiskey do that to my farts? :jeb_think:
Good luck friend. Especially without weed or whiskey