I just take em raw. I’ll sip the expensive stuff and pretend like I can taste the nuances 👍🏼
7 out of 10. I blame aspartame, sleep deprivation, a fuck-ton of tequila consumption.
No sense of humor
How do you cook it without it being slimy????
Noster
Exiling to where? Downtown Portland?
Not for those who put in the effort.
How do you cure cancer???
It’s like when you buy jewelry at Costco and they say “you can resell at so much more!”
Shit, ur ai? Fuck you. I’ve seen Terminator bitch.
Just have some cayenne pepper, chipotle salsa and red pepper flakes. They go a long way to adding flavor. Today I had plain oatmeal with shreds of coconut, pretty damn good.
The easiest “hacks” for flavor are hot sauces and worchestershire sauce. When I chop salads I use mustards, horseradish and plain Greek yogurt. Again, not perfect but better than the garbage marketed to us.
