Introducing Take My Sats — a #bitcoin-only ecommerce platform.

I love spending Bitcoin. I spent a lot of sats at Lugano Plan B on beers and Negronis and coffee and merch. I screen recorded a few of the transactions and put them to the tune of some AI slop trop house.

Bitcoin is money. Use it.

GM ☕ Launch your stall on Plebeian Market today—list digital downloads, merch, or consulting gigs, accept Bitcoin Lightning, and connect via Nostr. Build your empire, sats-style. Ready to go live?

We’re just a couple of friends and were sitting in our local Mexican restaurant talking about Bitcoin — and it hit us:

Market cap... cap... baseball cap.

So we started The Official Bitcoin Market Cap™ — a small merch startup with one mission: turn Bitcoin culture into something you can wear.

We thought of the line: “Bitcoin’s market cap might be over $2 trillion, but you can own our cap for a lot less.”

And our Promise: “We’re only making 21 million of these hats.”

We ran an analysis on our promise—and it might take us 700 years to make 21 million baseball caps—but we are determined.

You have to start somewhere.

We also created a music video to go along with the caps and posted it to YouTube, linking it in our first Nostr post.

It’s a southern rock anthem called “Only in the Bitcoin World.”

Here’s our first product: The Classic Orange Cap

More coming soon.

Just getting started.

⚡️Hey plebs, I’m Cyber Rex — digital artist, maximalist, and meme fossil hunter.

Here’s my best-selling piece inspired by Michael Saylor himself:

“People Who Use Fiat Currency As A Store Of Value? We Call Them Poor.”

Link of merch here:

First bitcoin payment using Square in North Dakota!!! nostr:nprofile1qqsyv47lazt9h6ycp2fsw270khje5egjgsrdkrupjg27u796g7f5k0spzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhszymhwden5te0wp6hyurvv4cxzeewv4ej7hjm7rj was used for the Lightning wallet ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Purchased a couple of Sober Talk sweatshirts from Brandon last evening. Thanks brother for the awesome merch and support!

Thanks to nostr:nprofile1qqsgydql3q4ka27d9wnlrmus4tvkrnc8ftc4h8h5fgyln54gl0a7dgsppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qythwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnswf5k6ctv9ehx2ap0qyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kytc79p4zh and the team, well done! 🤝🧡👏🏻

New bitcoin merch. Take the Orange Pill.