Perfection. 🙌🏼

Sounds like it would make a great Rick & Morty episode. 😀

A sentient tub of butter. 🤔

I’m my own bank 🏦 #Bitcoin

now you must have eaten😅

Next time. 🫂

I tried to make a bitcoin symbol, not getting a job at Starbucks anytime soon I guess

😋😋🤤🤤 invite me

what kind of cake is that

I’m tremendously socially retarded and not pick up on sarcasm very well over text form. Additionally. please do not get me started on the problems a nuanced text media coupled with minor-but-frustrating dyslexia can cause. It’s very disconcerting to say the least.

If you would rather I genuinely imply that I wish to apply chloroform to you for random reasons, I’ll just plainly and clearly state, “I’m sorry if that’s your kink, but yeah I was clearly joking. Not gunna happen. I am not a (complete) wierdo. Never mind my wife would be super pissed off at me holy shit…”

We cool?

Trying really hard not to make a chloroform joke here because that would just be creepy, so... yeah... let us pretend I didn't just make this post, and sorta just give each other a knowing, respectful nod?

She probably uses the gas for anesthesia when she goes! I Ca ll it happy gas. ….

I was first thinking about some nice minty smell, but are there any there?

Isabella you crazy, that’s a given. Im trying to figure out which particular smell floats your boat and I cannot figure out. It cannot be the burning during drilling… It cannot be the smell of we dig a treasure here… 🤔

🥴 uhuh

They just a give a tissue, “for in case there’s any phlegm”, but we all know it’s to wipe away the tears

It’s okay, Venus n Gemini is entering Pisces 🫂does that mean I’m a retro fade?

I wish I could switch off my sense of smell for the visit 💜

The experience would go from a 3/10 to a 10/10 in an instant 🤷‍♂️🫶

Its just the smell of rubbing alcohol, cheap perfume, nail polish and mouthwash mixed together.

You can find the same smell at my abuelas house.