Why can't I zap you?

He had it coming

Oh man you're fun but toxic, like huffing gasoline.

Who's the least electible: Kamala Harris, Michelle Obama, or Jimmy Carter?

Safety 1st

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She has big boobs

Look at this babe nostr:npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl

A lot of firsts...

First time a bear market dropped below the previous bull markets all time high.

Then surpassing that cycles ATH before the next halvening.

It's crazy times we're living in.

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Is this corndalorian?

Robert Breedlove has stupid hair.

The soviets ate sawdust bread.

We get crickets.

I feel we're more Brazil

Burn

Chernolburgyr

We were trying to use Google to figure out how to spell Chernolburger. We kept wanting to put a Y in there

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We're currently running the first round of VC funding, Odell already promised a cool fifty million sats.

Think before you breathe

Y'all follow my friend Moe, she's a trip

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Fuck yeah. I'm glad yall were here to be what the ACLU should have been.