woah! did I just get my redemption arc! I can't wait for the tournament arc and the mandatory hot spring/beach episode

naw. always nostr:npub1h5hedatrg747jpry68pzp5ynuvjlusfp9yntn6uvq4k9764ss2qqq5dz2n

I was gonna say "easy" and "fungible" but that felt like a stretch.

I wanted to place emphasis on the "inflated" part ;)

I did it😌

I like my money how I like my women

soft, inflated, and easily manipulated

I'm so sorry for what happens next

hmph

don't trust the chub, verify

I like my money how I like my men

hard

noooooo please don't fork🔱 me, mister

I'll do my best

hey hey hey

it's not my fault

I didn't mean to 😞

I woke up feeling well rested today

strange

hehehe

Mercury really doing it's thing today

now it's my turn

top of the mornin' to ya

the DPI goes hard

of course

the call me ben-zyn-min franklin

lmfao