man John Mulaney was so good when he was on drugs.

one problem with being a native English speaker learning to code is i know too many synonyms. (was it "DISTINCT"? "DISCRETE"? "UNIQUE"????)

somehow they improved it as art

jesus christ

still can't believe Osama bin Laden pulled it off. he did it, he jiujitsued the United States of America into ending itself, though it'll take another few decades to finish playing out. 9/11 will probably go down in history as the most successful act of asymmetrical warfare in recorded human history.

there is no Dead Kennedys show without a mosh pit and i was **in** that mosh pit.

incredible multi-level meme.

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so funny watching these hotshot tough guy judges have to admit in public that they work for the billionaires. they've always worked for the billionaires, it's just that now they have to say it in public.

lol they are threatening this judge's family. do something, bro. you have one chance. don't even stand up for us, just stand up for yourself.

it reminds me of the climate scientists that were careful to hedge their language in public even while in private they were getting vasectomies and having panic attacks.

**sigh** wish these fucking dorks knew how to communicate with the public. this type of writing isn't even slightly up to the urgency of the moment. https://news.bloomberglaw.com/tax-insights-and-commentary/musks-treasury-incursion-puts-entire-financial-system-at-risk

stupid. if they have an extra €200b they should use it to build cruise missiles or something, we are going to need them. https://www.reddit.com/r/agedlikemilk/comments/1infupw/ran_for_office_on_a_prolaw_enforcement_platform/

I'm old enough to remember when journalists were taught they should write how regular people talk.

another way to say "baseless" is "not true"

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also, Ed Sheeran. it's the only thing that makes sense with that one.

I have this theory that we do actually live in a simulation and we are the NPCs, and guys like Trump and Musk are the players, but they are playing on easy mode, which is why they somehow get away with everything. they are children bowling with the bumpers up.

or maybe nothing happens and everyone sits back and lets Elon Musk destroy trillions in wealth with zero blowback. totally possible.

maybe it won't happen, but two conservative weirdos tried to assassinate Trump already, and a third one killed a health insurance CEO. the thing about stochastic terrorism is it is also stochastic with respect to its precise targets.

give it 6mo-1yr for all the stuff they are breaking to start to affect the people with guns. you think militia members and federal cops don't have kids with Down's syndrome or parents that depend on Social Security? they do. that's who Musk is fucking with to his peril, not the liberals.