if i wouldnt call you a jerk

why would i call you a dick

id never call you a jerk you arent a jerk

breakfast is literally a chip for me & a chip for ernie cos im not a dick

left some clothes & books here

& wanted to bring him more yams

dan's at work i guess idk

ernie is so happy to be hanging with me

at dan's

breakfast of champions rn

wavy lays dipped in daisy sour cream

i literally squeaked inside this gas station store

i made a noise in a mini mart i just got so excited to eat my fav snack 😭

all his job was

was recommending

after listening & asking questions

zen priest friend

worked at a liquor store for years

Brennivín

best new addition i 10/10 recommend?

cos i tend to like bitters & apéritifs

my friend introduced me to it like over 10 years ago easily

like the universe has endless

jokes

& cant even finish the occasional campari & soda

is the most michael indexed thing ive maybe ever heard

dan did too

i dont even drink gin anymore

havent in years & years

my bro struggles with drinking