“Ted, find out who put RokuBot’s name in the Secret Santa Hat this year and fire them. Also, find me a $15 gift for the fucking robot….”

“Punk is dead, you wanna fuck up the system? Go to business school.” - J POW Fed chair RokuCity

What is Sauron made one Cock Ring to Rule them All? Ya know? Find em, bring em, bind em and what not

The citizens of Roku City have voiced their concerns about the RokuRobot destroying their homes, unfortunately the kids love it. RokuBot rampages on!- Dick Hertz Mayor/CFO RokuCity #Bitcoin

“As the self appointed mayor and CFO of Roku City, I am proud to announce RoKoins will be backed by the #Bitcoin standard.” - Dick Hertz

Wonder if they take #Bitcoin in Roku City?

People are really gonna freak out when Jesus shows up in a space ship. ✌️🛸

Ok I’ve set up a lightning wallet.

What is this place? #bitcoin #nostr