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Timing is everything

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I've found these aren't very durable, especially when using a dishwasher :/

I like a good challenge. The reward, thankfully, is measured in the billions.

Lightning offers more private transactions than any other insurance payment method and does so without introducing debt.

In order for it to become widespread, it needs to meet the global market demand and, unfortunately, the global market wants dollars. Tether's success tells us that the global market is willing to accept dollar substitutes.

There are several ways that this can happen including Dollar Exchange, Dollar e-cash, Taproot Assets, Stable Channels, and Stable Sats.

Sunday chores

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NSFW tag please!!

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This is a client issue

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Exactly.

A need within the lightning network is a better way to manage multiple HTLC interceptors, specifically a decision hierarchy between interceptor services. It's out of scope for us to build this at Amboss, but it'd be extremely helpful for the ecosystem.

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Is Chinese food all seed oils or just most of it?

Both Kody and Calle told me after we announced ghost addresses that they saw the applications of it for ecash.

Dope! Mutiny address inspired by Hermes inspired by Ghost Addresses inspired by Lightning Address

We created Ghost Payments as part of nostr:npub19tcpurtt6xulhw0r6sc404j9jraj0h8me2lzs7z2tqewz7l0hpas59nlea which enables a central lightning address server for all lightning nodes to use. It's a trusted setup, but enables nodes to receive spontaneous payments without running a separate lightning address server.