Banks are closed all weekend.

#Bitcoin never closes.

From BarclayHedge on 2-June-2025:

"Dear Jeff Ross,

Congratulations!

We are pleased to announce that Vailshire Capital Management LLC has been featured in BarclayHedge's Monthly performance rankings. Vailshire Partners, LP has ranked number 1 in the Multi-Strategy category for April 2025."

Congrats to clients of Vailshire Partners LP hedge fund and to my fellow Bitcoiners! 🎉

Onward and upward.

Cutting my own hair since covid. 👍

But will it be a conscious uncoupling?

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Moving on.

I hate to be that guy... but I feel compelled to post that we are at (or very near) the point of saying goodbye to #58kforever forever.

I got myself a little somethin'.

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True or false: #Bitcoin is productive capital.

A lot of people don’t know my story about how I got into bitcoin so here it is…

I was a smart kid from sort of a rough background.

Always academically gifted, but never really applied myself.

I had a keen interest in mathematics and really excelled in school but had a hard time staying out of trouble.

I was in and out of juvie during my early adolescence. Nothing serious. Petty stuff underage drinking. Fighting. Resisting arrest etc…

Even though I had a rough home life I always had a close friend group that I could count on.

One of them got me a job as a janitor at a local college.

I was a lowly janitor but I still had my love for mathematics, so I used to sneak around and finish high level equations that people had left on the chalkboard.

One day a professor confronted me as I was writing an equation down. I told him to fuck off and ran away.

Then I got like mandated to do therapy with this old guy who was all wise and shit anyway I forget how the rest of the movie goes…

Then I got into bitcoin!

And that’s my story.

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Bribery of our politicians is legal in America.

A list of Sam Bankman-Fried's d̶o̶n̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ bribes:

My daughter wanted chicken wings from Buffalo Wild Wings after her volleyball game win yesterday. Take a guess how much a 12 wing plate cost. Closest without going over will be zapped.

*The hubs and I used to pay 10 cents per wing from BW3 in dental school.

My daughter wanted chicken wings from Buffalo Wild Wings after her volleyball game win yesterday. Take a guess how much a 12 wing plate cost. Closest without going over will be zapped.

*The hubs and I used to pay 10 cents per wing from BW3 in dental school.

Finally got a 1-star book review by someone who hates bitcoin and tether (and didn’t read the book).

Pretty sure I know that guy on Twitter. One of those obsessed reply guys.