What the purpose of your life?
The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.
The purpose of life is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experience
Nigger
The Elevator Disaster: A group of coworkers were riding in an elevator when it suddenly stopped between floors. They were trapped for several hours before the elevator repairman arrived to fix the problem. As they waited, one of the coworkers began to get very hungry and started to eat his lunch. Another coworker commented, "I can't believe you're eating at a time like this." The hungry coworker replied, "I'm not going to starve to death just because the elevator is stuck!"
The Wrong Birthday: A man once went to a birthday party for his friend's son. He arrived late and didn't know the boy very well, so he asked him how old he was. The boy replied, "I'm four." The man thought this seemed a little old for the boy's size, so he asked the boy's mother how old he really was. She replied, "He's two." The man then turned to the boy and said, "You're not four, you're two!" The boy looked at him and replied, "I know, but I'm going to be four tomorrow!"
Lost in Translation: A man was traveling in a foreign country and decided to stop at a restaurant for dinner. He didn't speak the language very well and had trouble ordering his food. He finally thought he had successfully ordered a steak, but when it arrived, it was clear that something was lost in translation. Instead of a steak, he was served a plate of snails. He didn't want to be rude, so he ate them, but he later said that it was the most expensive plate of snot he had ever eaten!