Don't want your underwear too toasty. Don't want the smell of microwaved fish everywhere 😋
The zap is a lie!
You have a collect call from.. HEEEY DAD, I NEED YOU TO PICK ME UP FROM SOCCER PRACTICE. Would you like to accept the call?
My first ever original meme.

Don't worry Charles will do a rug pull and start airdropped to everyone 😂
I used to work the phones for customer service for greenworks. I've seen videos on pressure washers cutting chicken lol. Ouch.
That's racist, not all bears look a like. Quick someone report you on bluesky 😆
nostr:npub1nl8r463jkdtr0qu0k3dht03jt9t59cttk0j8gtxg9wea2russlnq2zf9d0 does yoga Monday nights on hivetalk. I’ve been practicing yoga for many years and she is a PHENOMENAL teacher. If you haven’t tried one of her classes, I HIGHLY recommend. Thank you Heather for another awesome session🥰 
I guess that makes you a Yogi 
Now I can buy coffee and tires in bitcoin 😎
NOSTR? YESTR
Clearly it's designed to store your private key 🔑 😉
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