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CraigTheSpaceBum
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Human🧍‍♂️ | Non-Partisan🎭 | Bitcoin Maximalist 🐃 | Atheist🧠 | Cat Lover 🐈‍⬛️ | Metalhead💀 | 100% Canadian🍁 | Thought Criminal 👁 | Lightning Node Runner⚡️| Somewhat Illiterate 🫂 | NOSTR Addic 💜💊 | On boarding local business to bitcoin 🫡🧡💊 ## ⚠️ WARNING⚠️ **May Post Stupid Opinions From Time to Time On Things. You Maybe Offended. Viewers Discretion Is Advised** 🫡

Gotta love going on a date with a girl and she tells you about her up coming date this Friday 💀. Why are women such hoes now a days? Does no one want monogamous relationship anymore or is that dead?

No one on nostr mentioning St. Patty's day... tisk tisk.

Im tall and canadian, does that make me a frost giant?

I asked the hottest coworker i have to a lunch date 😎... she said yes.

I havnt seen all the episodes so no idea which one your referring too

The Craig Sandwich

- Cheese Bun

- Garlic Humas

- Marble Cheese

- Honey Ham

- Ketchup

- Mustard

I eat this daily 😋

Let me know when you need collaborate on that one ;)

I shaved my mustache and suddenly I look like I'm in high school.

PSA: don't fuck with the geese.

I like rain because it's not snow

Space is a measurement. It doesn't exist. It's like time.

Ontario isn't a state, it's a province. Also people at service ontario technically don't work for the government of Ontario. They are subcontractors.

I hate the government. I went to service ontario 4 times to try to register my car... each time they came up with some excuse. The signatures from seller didn't look like it matched, ok i go get paperwork resigned. Go back and they told me I need a photocopy of his ID? I'm ok weird but ok. Get photocopy of ID. I come back and they tell me again the signatures don't look like they match and I was missing a form. I leave come back a 4th time, the moment they said signature, I was like I'm going to absolutely loose my shit right now. Told them to get me a manager, manager was trying to give me an excuse that it's fraud protection. Im like the dude who sold me the car is a short old Italian with a quick anger and his lawyer liencese/his bar. Trust me you don't want him here. Finally they processed my paperwork. Now im semi street legal for next 10 days 😂. Now to past the new stupid ontario saftey test where they fucking xray your car and send photos to ministry...

So much work, so little time.