Gotta love going on a date with a girl and she tells you about her up coming date this Friday 💀. Why are women such hoes now a days? Does no one want monogamous relationship anymore or is that dead?
He's on nostr... he just uses only a single private relay 😆
No Nip-05 = just another bot to me 😆
No one on nostr mentioning St. Patty's day... tisk tisk.
Im tall and canadian, does that make me a frost giant?
I asked the hottest coworker i have to a lunch date 😎... she said yes.
I havnt seen all the episodes so no idea which one your referring too
The Craig Sandwich
- Cheese Bun
- Garlic Humas
- Marble Cheese
- Honey Ham
- Ketchup
- Mustard
I eat this daily 😋
I shaved my mustache and suddenly I look like I'm in high school.
They are assholes but they will fuck up a person with their claws.
PSA: don't fuck with the geese.

I like rain because it's not snow
I hate Mondays
Ontario isn't a state, it's a province. Also people at service ontario technically don't work for the government of Ontario. They are subcontractors.
I hate the government. I went to service ontario 4 times to try to register my car... each time they came up with some excuse. The signatures from seller didn't look like it matched, ok i go get paperwork resigned. Go back and they told me I need a photocopy of his ID? I'm ok weird but ok. Get photocopy of ID. I come back and they tell me again the signatures don't look like they match and I was missing a form. I leave come back a 4th time, the moment they said signature, I was like I'm going to absolutely loose my shit right now. Told them to get me a manager, manager was trying to give me an excuse that it's fraud protection. Im like the dude who sold me the car is a short old Italian with a quick anger and his lawyer liencese/his bar. Trust me you don't want him here. Finally they processed my paperwork. Now im semi street legal for next 10 days 😂. Now to past the new stupid ontario saftey test where they fucking xray your car and send photos to ministry...
So much work, so little time.
