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Jerry
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This is how old i am:

I stop swiping to watch the Instagram ad about the attic cleaning service, in full

Well, I'm never calling iced tea mixed with lemonade anything else from now on

Has anyone ever successfully unsubscribed from the Bowery Ballroom mailing list?

It has been years!

I click on unsubscribe on every single email... and every few days I get another one from them and their affiliated venues

Send help, plz

You know, the more he talks, I'm pretty sure Mystra cut him off from the Weave a long time ago

I had a brilliant post here, however, I forgot what it was before I started typing

Have you ever considered just shutting up?

Me sleeping in a hotel room with 12 pillows: HELLO YES I AM SLEEPING INSIDE A GIANT MARSHMALLOW

Folks, I'm starting to think that this Donald Trump guy and his entire campaign may be involved in some sort of fraud

Hello this is a reminder that your personal and specific circumstances are not always generalized amongst the entire population, so maybe you should take that into account before posting

I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!

I got my kid their first mobile phone tonight and OMG how did I not know how much fun it would be to annoy him with memes text messages

Seriously - on EVERY ISSUE possible—courts, housing, LGBT+, foreign policy, taxation, etc.— just take the win and stop whining. Push for more (of course) but some of y'all...