Just got stopped, searched, bag strewn on the airport floor on arrival to Germany.

I’m a bit shaken up that was horrid.

The Alsatian sniffer dog was adamant I had something on me.

I know I dont have any drugs so I was trying to be helpful to speed it up. But it’s pretty intimidating when they’re so abrupt and aggressive.

The policeman was a massive cunt though. Threw my stuff on the floor and was the “guilty until proven innocent” kind of guy.

“You have drugs. I am going to find them .”

He made me repack my bag in front of the queue leaving the plane.

I held up the queue though and they were all scowling, naturally.

They tested my hands with some swab thing and the lady policemen had to check with the other guy and said “it’s high.”

It can’t possibly be the case as I haven’t touched weed since maybe the summer?

Hate to judge but there weren’t a lot of brain cells between them.

But they still weren’t satisfied so i got paraded through past the gate to do a “underpants search” as they were adamant I had something.

At this point i was like what are my right here, you can’t just strip search someone.

Once we went through the gate though the sniffer dog changed its mind.

It stopped butting my right thigh. Thank fuck for that.

But man. All that coz they thought I had a bit of weed?

Gahhhhh. Jesus wept what a waste of resources. I missed my train and I’m probs gonna go full radicalised.

Fuck the fucking fuckers.

welcome to germany lol

My relocation advisor wanted to know where I kept my Bitcoin and how I intend to move it out of the UK.

He didn't understand when I said, "It's in my head, it goes wherever I go"

Then his tax friend joined the call and explained his clients deposit their Bitcoin in the bank. I don't think he appreciated me laughing.

I then explained "I am the bank"

This is going to be a struggle for me to explain!

Gm, you got this.

Imagine if we could trust our computers.

Good morning #berlin! ☕️

First official week not working in my #fiat job anymore! Magic is in the air

💜🧡

Let’s go and make it happen together!

Sometimes they were taken for religious reasons, or because they were born into the wrong race. Even longer ago they were stolen from one trible by another because their parents were sturdy and looked like they might produce good fighters.

Sadly it's in our very nature to take what we want and justify it later. Maybe we'll get better, one day...

its all yours. And have this one too. I usually post it when I take someone's. Seems to give people a smile

I'm really trying to understand his mentality. I do find it fascinating, but then I'm not directly involved.

He’s taking on $MSTR and Blackrock now 😂

Atlas Shrugged (as many times as you need to understand it properly)

Gm ☀️ 🇵🇹

#Bitcoin is not yet a medium of exchange but it is a mothafookin medium of change