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grow up

get over yourself

when your and his bones are dug up and dna is squenced everyone will call him your dad lolz

here is a profound thought: u don't know what u don't know ╰(★∇★)╯

Why is it dangerous to date women who work underground?

Because they're miners.

#dadjoke

#joke

#funny

am i understanding correctly that your way of living with children is "libertarian"?

If yes, could you send any resources you like that teach about this? I'm unfamiliar with that philosophy and am curious. Doesn't need to be English.

My stance right now is that unbridled freedom to children is harmful. They need gradual exposure training and demonstration of self control.

Thanks for the link

Also remember example is your primary form of influence. Your neice is learning how to interact with the world by watching you. Don't dote on and fawn over her as if she's a goddess, but do treat every moment as a precious opportunity to model proper human behavior. Be that reading, and reminding her not to disturb you for a bit, or sacrificing some reading to toss her in the air a few times.

🙌 merry Christmas

i get the sarcasm but dunno why you're bringing political models into family government…🤔

#confused

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Treat the internet like a firearm and cigarettes. 📱🔫🚬

Children under 16 as a rule shouldn't be online. They can socialize and educate offline. With completion of cybersecurity and basic how-computers-and-the-internet-work classes, they can be given gradual access to the internet.

A child should never "demand". If you've got a situation where she's comfortable continuing to whine after you said "no" and explained why, then you have way bigger problems than which app to use. You need to fix that relationship asap or all your helicopter parenting will backfire bigtime.

The sum of the world's knowledge, and a public face to every human on the planet, aren't things you just give to a child.

Sir your cats are not real. So I'm wondering, is your girlfriend real?

#optics #hunting #dadadvice #rifle #gun #scope

Do it correctly: use a torque wrench. No, you don't need to, but any scope over 120USD should be given that respect imho. I prefer to add a witness mark to my bolts/screws so I can be sure nothing has jostled loose. Safe hunting, folks!

https://www.gunsandammo.com/editorial/beginners-guide-to-mounting-optics/248804

A friend of mine who stutters badly was sent to jail. I’m fearful that he might not be able to finish his sentence.

#dadjoke #speechimpediment

You're very welcome

I'm not a bot my child

**Client**: Think of the client like a TV. It's what you use to watch your favorite shows. In the computer world, a client is a program (like a web browser or an app) that you use to look at websites or use online services.

**Instance**: it's like having your own personal diary. Imagine a lot of people have the same type of diary, but the one you write in is just yours. In the computer world, an instance is like having a program that many people can use, but each person is using their own separate copy of it.

**Implementation**: This is like the recipe for a cake. The recipe (implementation) is the instructions on how to make the cake (a program or feature). It tells you what ingredients you need and what steps to follow.

So, in the world of `nostr` (which is a way for people to share messages and stuff online without one big company controlling everything):

- The **client** is like the app on your phone or computer that you use to send messages or see what others have posted.

- An **instance** is like if you and a bunch of people are using the same app, but each one is separate and working on its own.

- **Implementation** is how the smart people who make the app decide to write the code that makes the app work. It's like their recipe for making the app.

A little less eli5 but more accurate:

1. **Client**: In the context of a software application or system, a client refers to the program or tool that a user directly interacts with. For instance, in the case of a web service, the client could be a web browser or a dedicated app that you use to access the service. The client communicates with a server or another system to request data or services.

2. **Instance**: An instance generally refers to a specific, single realization or occurrence of an application, service, or object. In the context of software, it often means a running copy of a program or an individual object created from a class (in object-oriented programming). For example, if you have a web server software, each running copy of that server on different machines or in different processes can be considered an instance.

3. **Implementation**: This is the actual coding or realization of a specific algorithm, functionality, or design. It is essentially how a concept or design is executed in practice. For instance, if you have a design for a messaging system, the implementation would be the actual code and technology stack used to make this messaging system work.

In the context of `nostr` these terms apply like so:

- A **client** would be the application or interface that you use to interact with the `nostr` network.

- An **instance** might refer to a particular running version of a `nostr` relay or server.

- An **implementation** in `nostr` would be the specific way in which the protocol is coded or realized in a particular client or relay.

Attention is all-on or all-off. Give full attention in conversations. #FullAttention

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Literature and arts are gateways to understanding human nature. #StudyHumanities

Master communication by being an Illuminator, excelling in the Art of Accompaniment, and mastering Conversation. #CommunicationSkills

In acute bronchitis, focus on symptomatic relief. Antibiotics generally not recommended. #Bronchitis

Bros google really? you can do better. But you know what thanks for being the man in the arena and actually DOING something. Also for folks on mobile request the desktop website. Tap the fx bar on sheets to edit cells, not cells themselves