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It actually updated my code really well. I didn't even consider using a MERGE as a replacement for INSERT statements to make it idempotent.

Well, I just used ChatGPT to make my SQL code idempotent. Crazy.

I despise the munchies.

Decided to use Bing as my primary search engine. Hurt me plenty Microsoft.

We rebooted the cloud. Production databases are running again. Thank you Zeus.

Hell, fire and brimstone when production databases crash. Oh noooo...

Historians in the distant future will face the challenge of discerning between what is real and what has been generated by AI.

Will you bite the hand that feeds you? Will you stay down on your knees?

Do epic shit.

Being poor has a silver lining, as it significantly decreases the likelihood of dying in an avalanche.

Don't we Aquarians always seem to look younger than our actual age, even though I'm not sure why?

Technically, coffee is a speed potion

Speed: +100

There isn't anything closer to a Pokémon than electric eels.

Your sole purpose in life is to maximize the production of dopamine, serotonin, oxytocin, and endorphins as much as possible.

I'm using LightingTipBot. Telegram is always on fire me. Instant notification.

https://github.com/LightningTipBot/LightningTipBot

Fuck being a programmer, I want to be an arm wrestler.

Whoever invented pizza fries, OMG! You're the real MVP!

Our brains are hard-wired for survival, yet they have no issue with letting us daydream while driving a multi-ton death machine

Generally speaking, the louder someone is the dumber they are.