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Neutral Geo-Political commentator, hailing from The United Kingdom. "You can just grab 'em by the pussy" - POTUS, Sept 2005.

There's me. Swimming for the South East Coast of NZ🏊‍♀️😂.

It was, I wish it could remember it's name. It was probably 15-20 years ago when I founded it!

There was a website I found years ago, can't remember it's name but if you put in where you lived, it'd plot exactly where is the complete opposite side of the world from where you live. Mine came out somewhere just off the East Coast of New Zealand🥳😂.

It's a big fucking unit like🤷🏻‍♂️.

I have a proper Industrial sized vape. I buy bottles for it, 500ml at a time🥳. They last me about a month😬.

That's a 41ºC swing. West to East🥳.

There was a girl who used to work in my local pub, she was only young. She got sacked for turning up drunk. My mate Christened her "Piss Tank", which I think is one of the best descriptives I've ever heard🥳😂.

You'd never have known I was a piss ant drug addict otherwise, would you🤷🏻‍♂️🫣😂.

Just out of interest and curiosity. Are you Australian for generations back?? Or do you have relatives from The Big Boss back home😜. You dont have to answer, I'm just curious🤷🏻‍♂️.

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Yeah NO!

Ok. He's your dad. We won't say anything🤷🏻‍♂️.

You don't have a crystal meth lab tucked away🤔? Mark Brandon "Chopper" Reid as a distant relative. There must be something. Come on B, pacify us🤷🏻‍♂️😂.

Given the band name, I think you ought to🥳. There's a dark side in you, B. Come on.......Spill😬🥳.