呢度啲人改名實在係有一手：

• Facilities Management → 𝕰𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖘 𝕺𝖋𝖋𝖎𝖈𝖊

• Intranet for vendors → 𝕻𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖕 𝕻𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑

• Complaints and Discipline → 𝕾𝖙𝖚𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓

係咪當堂高級晒呢～

今日由我！[insert KOL name]！帶大家嚟參觀國家重點發展鏟葉基地 etc. (Cadbury Garden Centre, Congresbury) https://swarmapp.com/user/1305136/checkin/68ac57f4dda72c7a0154504e?s=3H26j-yq8DED9-zEetmPaaPDP5Y

見有人將個泵把連鬼面罩揈咗入人哋前院…… Volvo 堅如坦克嘅講法已是神話不再 🚬

本人乃係被藥學耽誤了的爛 gag 師。

屋企人（亦係藥師）：唔可以覺得有事先食㗎，隻藥 onset 耐呀。

本人心諗：Onset 耐美惠⁈⁈

又遇着嗰啲自助落單機逼你一定要留個名…… so today I’m Ron

有時人哋寫句英文結尾加個 “tbh”，驟眼睇會睇咗做 “lah”，但又同個語氣幾夾。

If you were driving a GTR you would’ve been dead tbh

你揸 GTR 你死咗啦

Mathematical reasoning invariably degenrates into fights

Spotted in Cheltenham… 睇得明就會有神秘人請你入 GCHQ

車長宣佈本站讀音為 Chum Spa 🤯 (Cheltenham Spa Railway Station (CNM), Cheltenham) https://swarmapp.com/user/1305136/checkin/68a47d368c660b3c2e775a65?s=K2zvdjHmWlQlPA1A1mQ5Db4WGjE

Disappointingly, doesn’t rhyme with Mewe (Crewe Railway Station (CRE), Crewe) https://swarmapp.com/user/1305136/checkin/68a4625320f99c7fe1732af2?s=t1XOR68tyOLTW12CfKN6BHSO-oI

Linotype 英國分舵原址喺 Altrincham，於是就有呢啲牌仔散落喺商店街嘅凳度介紹佢啲字型同歷史。（另：Altrincham 讀音唔係柯情尋而係柯情扲）

Accidentally idyllic because the market is closed on Mondays. (The dyl in idyllic is 屌)

試想像喺呢間舖頭打工然後有日老細叫你埋一邊話炒你魷魚：

老細：Chow Yau!

你：Wow!

見地圖有然後滿心歡喜開 Google Maps 一查…… 原來執咗！💔 #執笠專員 (The Stamford Quarter, Altrincham) https://swarmapp.com/user/1305136/checkin/68a342b1065b662569db2c5c?s=f3jqg42nWI88JxKrgqDbafaja6s

睇過～？英皇教育定英皇娛樂呀？

Call me old-fashioned but 本人以為嘅 STEM 比賽係整呢啲…… 點知而家啲細路係叫阿媽出去畀錢 vibe code 人哋整件商品出嚟

若是沒有了零食，花天酒地又與我何干呢

但呢個明明係企缸

Not related to 2-4-2 ointment

The Station 有點氣勢…… 要譯做中文可能係「就嗰個站」

免費一小時泊車，毋須消費但要你行入呢條街是但一間舖頭問佢攞 parking disc。攞到手就明點解叫 disc，原來要你自己轉個圓盤去申報幾點開始泊。兩點零幾分？唯有求其撥到兩點過少少。

啲站假㗎！(Bassenthwaite Lake Station, Bassenthwaite Lake) https://swarmapp.com/user/1305136/checkin/68a08ba00d1a3c7b6193ee0e?s=z3-deZfPPjlbzCilCRXVS1ctmXQ

規模大概係盧吉道瀑布咁上下（形容所有景色都用香港嘢做參考）(Lodore Falls, Keswick) https://swarmapp.com/user/1305136/checkin/689f88941e9b970418f0abcf?s=doJUVc9KwWC8Yyx7ilfPPOvdAEY

既處於此境地也就只好將日落理解為美但冇人明 (Bassenthwaite Lake, Keswick) https://swarmapp.com/user/1305136/checkin/689e5767688afd2908d9dcc4?s=YoVyIfjyOFT3s7eKVNqYbRNXEfM

Proof of membership, lemon drizzle society

被迫欣賞湖光山色

考完！🕺 冇炒到！🕺

屋企有盒 cetirizine 擺到就嚟過期焗住食，真係好 l7 廢，眼瞓得嚟只止到一半鼻痕（每邊鼻一半啦，唔係一邊鼻窿痕一邊唔痕）。隻嘢唯一留喺市場上嘅價值純粹係第二代（號稱唔眼瞓）敏感藥裏面最舊所以亦最平，再舊啲嘅都因為副作用風險大於利益而退出咗市場。如果你食呢隻藥可以有效止痕又唔眼瞓嘅，恭喜你有得提取人生紅利，每食一劑就比其他鼻敏感人士更早一步達致財務自由。

Bad influence 🍺

🐩: 係咪有零食！！

🧑: 咖啡嚟

🐩: cher~