本人有理由相信嘉頓總部食品研發實驗室當年成功開發嘉頓忌廉威化餅之後同高層開 pre-marketing 試食會嗰間會議室係冇地氈的

🐩：又話乜嘢置中望右又唔係我右係你右又叫人望返中間又開口笑又唔開口笑吹到頭都甩都未影完你識唔識影㗎

狗仔入咗去廁所擺低兩舊… 唔係喺馬桶，係屙咗落地。好彩半夜冇朦朦朧朧踩咗落去。同佢討論返事件，對話如下：

👨：渣 ga

🐩：你明明教你個仔，嘗試答個近磅但未必 100% 準嘅答案，總好過唔答！

👨：屙屎唔係考試

🐩：每次屙屎都係一個考試

In case Twitter… I mean X, is wondering why there’s a sudden surge of interest in its iOS beta: https://void.cat/d/3xBJ87BP2JK5gswrQKUZDL.webp

《親海駅 I 上樓書　涉 228 戶》https://www1.hkej.com/dailynews/property/article/3519646/%E8%A6%AA%E6%B5%B7%E9%A7%85I%E4%B8%8A%E6%A8%93%E6%9B%B8+%E6%B6%89228%E6%88%B6

總係迎住有一日民建聯癲起上嚟會抽秤啲有個駅字或者淨係得英文嘅樓盤或佢哋唔夠愛國等等 https://void.cat/d/8bhE2f9Um4CC74rpY754Wn.webp

“Barbie Sparks a Trans-Atlantic Doll Feud: ‘A Bit of a Tacky Lady’”: https://www.wsj.com/articles/barbie-movie-sindy-doll-a103b064

啲咁嘅家長唔要得啦 (🫴ಠ益ಠ)🫴

https://void.cat/d/74m7nn59sxe8yzB3xXqP8D.webp

“Do you expect me to write?”

“No, Ms. Pooch, I expect you to step aside and let me write.”

《袁弓夷兩女任「彌明生活百貨」執董　傅振中促公司撇清關係》 https://www.inmediahk.net/node/%E6%94%BF%E7%B6%93/%E8%A2%81%E5%BC%93%E5%A4%B7%E5%85%A9%E5%A5%B3%E4%BB%BB%E3%80%8C%E5%BD%8C%E6%98%8E%E7%94%9F%E6%B4%BB%E7%99%BE%E8%B2%A8%E3%80%8D%E5%9F%B7%E8%91%A3-%E5%82%85%E6%8C%AF%E4%B8%AD%E4%BF%83%E5%85%AC%E5%8F%B8%E6%92%87%E6%B8%85%E9%97%9C%E4%BF%82

繼續秉承「二佬冇鬼用」嘅傳統人設

https://void.cat/d/TNVs5v75GLR4kNSZDgUyAC.webp

分開賣可惡！（買咗 🥹） https://void.cat/d/FDF192UQnSGEp546MB9z25.webp

Having seagulls trained in phlebotomy may go some way towards easing the NHS worker shortage: https://void.cat/d/UtzeWhJMMQCBHoR7PqyDSQ.webp

“Call for action over Bath seagulls after 'vicious' attack”: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-66294695

Please livestream when this happens: https://void.cat/d/Ctg66XibUYATfBE5LPr3WE.webp

冇咁好耐性處理食材（╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

唔想剁番茄 → 用 passata（╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

（好過 Dolmio 意粉醬少少）

唔想剝蒜頭／批薑 → 用李錦記算數（╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

（i.e. 李代屠薑）

唔想溝鹹味海鮮味辣味→ 撻一劈 sambal（╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

《經濟 3.0 – 謠言始於大愚若智者》https://www1.hkej.com/dailynews/investment/article/3517205/%E8%AC%A0%E8%A8%80%E5%A7%8B%E6%96%BC%E5%A4%A7%E6%84%9A%E8%8B%A5%E6%99%BA%E8%80%85

原來你會睇埋啲咁有營養嘅嘢 🤗

https://void.cat/d/HfK2mAzWbjGrJ8vwXhfiUF.webp

https://void.cat/d/QgEg28noTSvX1hLyrYDLSa.webp

#錯重點 https://void.cat/d/D185CP52wCnHsdqMDtDUUa.webp

Sheltered birb

https://nostr.build/av/d92f0ee44bf189d3eefdc0dd06677f6c6a7601ff8cfe3b5a7f1eada56dd12737.mp4

🐩: WHAT IS THIS. I ORDERED STEAK WITH A SIDE OF CRISPY BACON

本來諗住整蛋治，點知阿狗跑埋嚟坐低並以乞討眼神施襲打亂咗我陣腳，就快快手搣開隻蛋你一啖我一啖咁食哂… 之後唯有乾啃麵包補返。落到肚又會自行重組成蛋治嘅形態㗎啦。

無論遇上多麼險峻的處境、多麼龐大的困難、多麼棘手的事情，請記着：求其。

當披上求其的戰衣，枷鎖就自然崩解、人變得果敢決斷輕鬆飄逸、各種生活繁瑣都變得無足輕重。

世上沒有別的生活哲學，比求其更賦能、更解放心靈、更有效終止自責。

（除了是但。）

#執笠專員 欣賞老闆的坦然

https://void.cat/d/Gjwwy9FfeFnfo7cL5RMN2N.webp

歐舒丹（0973）呈現沽售訊號 #執笠專員