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My MBTI is GTFO.

英文生字題(植物):霸王花英文叫乜嘢呢?🤔 瞓醒開估。

https://void.cat/d/J4Uc1Wp7rzXAnX5vpxWVy6.webp

《經濟學分析煙草產品帶來的醫療系統負擔》 https://www1.hkej.com/dailynews/investment/article/3574490/%E7%B6%93%E6%BF%9F%E5%AD%B8%E5%88%86%E6%9E%90%E7%85%99%E8%8D%89%E7%94%A2%E5%93%81%E5%B8%B6%E4%BE%86%E7%9A%84%E9%86%AB%E7%99%82%E7%B3%BB%E7%B5%B1%E8%B2%A0%E6%93%94

所以我擬訂咗個故事大綱,係政府/保險公司開始發現啲年金計唔掂數,於是去睇下邊啲客戶生活得太健康就搵啲煙酒毒品色情嘢去引誘下佢,再唔掂就派殺手出馬 etc. https://void.cat/d/HgkGejWPBDEmCdovvWhDLt.webp

職員優惠 🤗 但點解唔係 Adobe Creative Cloud 免費 🫠 https://void.cat/d/LgUMEeu3GWw4H2nSpUvPJ4.webp

無敵按摩手按到你反艇

天氣稍為涼少少就有人急不及待幫佢笠衫… 幾時先得嚟冬天…

The more terrorising it is, the longer the Terrrrrrorism. Like Google search results. https://void.cat/d/YFHCsQCCj4G7wWD9PkzNR9.webp

You can opt out of hearing about Halloween but you can’t opt out from Halloween itself 🚬 https://void.cat/d/7zDB99SpZ4MvEWMUyt1W9K.webp

瘀事報告:喺 canteen 買咗支芒果汁,係濃到有沉澱物要摮兩嘢先飲得嗰種。點知一摮佢就成個蓋飛甩咗倒到一褲都係(同成地都係)。嗱嗱聲擸咗啲廚房紙盡量索乾跟住就同 cleaning lady 交帶下就趁未畀螞蟻發現條褲咁好味之前衝返屋企換褲啦…

但返到屋企一邊開機洗褲一邊諗返,當時思緒混亂語無倫次匆匆地噏 sorry there’s been a spill seeyoulaterbye 就逃離現場好似好差,於是第二日就買咗盒靚靚地嘅朱古力返去 canteen 同 cleaning lady 道歉 😳 好似幾受落 😳

但邊個負責幫支芒果汁擰蓋嘅工廠同事可以同我道返歉 😡 還我 ⅔ 支芒果汁 😡

《【JPEX案】消息指,藝人張智霖協助警方調查》https://news.now.com/urgentnews.jsp?taskId=33808

♫ 代言沒有對錯

要拉也解釋不多

仲話冇輘輷已經很傻

成件嘢穿撚晒幣圈~已濕滯

不可能賺得息口那麼多

見到咁多學生仔由前兩日盲摸摸唔知去邊度做乜、去到今日已經攬頭攬頸一字排開阻撚住晒,不禁沾染咗少少青春氣息 🥰 一邊行過一邊心裏面喺度唸:Bless you, my child… bless you, my child(同埋間唔中一句「行埋一邊啦阻撚住晒」)

Facility manager 叫做 Felicity 好似好繞口… “This is Felicity from Facility”

對比起屋企狗狗以前見親有人返屋企都有理冇理黐晒線熱烈歡迎,本人幾欣賞佢近期逐漸開始採用嘅比例迎接制度:

• 離開咗一個鐘以上再返屋企 – 黐晒線熱烈歡迎

• 離開咗少於一小時但都幾耐下(例:去街口士多買嘢)– 吠兩下就收

• 離開一陣即刻返(例:倒垃圾)– 不提供歡迎服務

#牢騷老人mode 依家啲大學點收生㗎!點會收埋啲第一日返學嚟攞 access card 你明知嗰個閘要嘟 access card 先入得你就偏要喺嗰個閘闖入去攞咭㗎!

… 但諗真啲,明知你冇咭偏要你嘟咭呢啲事情本國同事的確做得出。

《玫瑰崗中學三年後停辦 有學生批評校方做法自私》 https://news.now.com/home/local/player?newsId=532762

私校自私唔出奇

Never knew you could veer so much off the script and still get a good rating https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMUX6b82Zbc