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My MBTI is GTFO.

係臨井閱鵝呀!唔係井上閱鵝呀!🤦

https://void.cat/d/WSKLV2mkPQaidtQ8xh38jX.webp

What I’ve found is the process of becoming a polyglot turns a polyglot into a boastful arsehole

https://void.cat/d/Hf1VztjMJtT6iarVsiMMDo.webp

公司同事同警方交換 Halloween 期間滋擾民居事故嘅情報時問「有冇 BWV」… 一時以為返咗巴洛克時代… 原來係講 body worn video

點解整豆豉鯪魚同埋生抽王嘅公司會自稱係做生物科技 🤔

雖然不是黐線蜘蛛但阿仔份功課有得玩樹脂咁就梗係順便玩埋一份

https://video.nostr.build/a2d09de295af7a8c4f97987372c5070e32ff168bd3173ea6ff7134e4e64febe6.mp4

Opening times with an attitude

Arguing with an Italian chef

(🤌ಠ益ಠ)🤌 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

有咗靚展品,就會諗使唔使要個櫃;到有個櫃時又會繼續諗照明 etc.

又係阿仔嘅功勞… 正當佢問係咪落雨又有陽光就有彩虹而我開始解釋 necessary vs. necessary-and-sufficient condition 嘅分別時,佢就見到嚕。(Necessary conditions 除咗落雨又有陽光之外,仲要你肯抬頭望。)

Message from the department of BOFA

純粹理論沒有證據(OK 即係鳩噏):喺麥當勞會攞晒一夥人叫嘅薯條全部倒埋落個盤度嘅人,同喺打邊爐時會將啲食材倒晒落個鍋一鑊熟嘅係同一組人。

今日遇到 3 隻性格行為迴異嘅貓:

😾:朝早我趕返工時佢亦趕返學,唔理路人挑逗,急轉彎入咗某學術大樓後巷

🐱:放飯見到,高調地坐喺石壆,稍為抬頭等人摸,吸引咗一條人龍(本地人真係好熱衷排隊)

🐈‍⬛:緊接住剛才隻高調貓見到,但呢隻怕羞啲,匿埋喺矮樹後面觀察,到人潮散去之後我踎低佢就埋嚟揩腳

驟晴驟雨時博佢 double rainbow