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#板務 今日完約,嚟個短 trip(唔係睇 Mirror ლ(ಠ益ಠლ))之後先再約

Disappointment of the day: This is not what I thought it was ☹️

https://void.cat/d/Sk2ujdfonc8ks3Rg9DY1Y4.webp

臨記違抗導演指令唔肯直接 faceplant 落地

https://void.cat/d/NurkekENGa768M8ryKwztG.mp4

#TIL: 最大部嗰部 Mini 大過最細部嗰部 Range Rover 少少 https://void.cat/d/MnumFENCo6k2W4tSiY6ps1.webp

Petition to replace all ▶️ with 👉

難能可貴的就是:著 lacrosse team hoodie 嘅同學真係攞住支 lacrosse 棍行街

“New mural at primary school celebrates unlikely hero”: https://www.bristol247.com/news-and-features/news/new-mural-at-primary-school-celebrates-unlikely-hero/

有乜好 misunderstand ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

就係一班擲屎彈搶雪糕嘅流浪漢 (🫴ಠ益ಠ)🫴

而家仲衰多條縱火 (🤌ಠ益ಠ)🤌 https://void.cat/d/DKi73jr595TGsXKAGYuE3z.webp

《點評價劉穎鏇牙 Tiff 呢輯相?》 https://lihkg.com/thread/3646712

Post 過嚟純粹為咗搞個爛 gag 就係點解啲相唔係 TIFF format?

廣仁優先:明愛同博愛冇優先 ☹️

《印尼巴澤航空正副機師飛行期間同時睡着半小時 航道一度偏離》 https://news.now.com/home/international/player?newsId=552759

🧑‍✈️:你唔瞓呀?咁我瞓㗎喇!

🧑‍✈️:我唔瞓你就瞓⁈ 咁我梗係嗱嗱林快啲瞓!哼!

唔使係咁 sorry ☹️ 個問題喺我度 ☹️

https://void.cat/d/XD2hMTBYaTAhPQEkp6ZWpb.webp

《東區醫院跌假天花無人受傷》 https://news.now.com/home/local/player?newsId=552694

以前都提過佢哋 FM… 每年回南天都淆少少,淆到咁上下咪成塊冧檔囉

始終有樣嘢唔係好睇得慣就係寬頻拉線真係物理上喺街拉條線入嚟、斷線亦好多時係物理上條線斷咗

總係要有啲無緣無故硬係想去行嘅地方先叫做有感情啩

《「非法操練」罪擬禁中國公民參與外地軍訓 「甄子丹」也違法?》 https://www.inmediahk.net/node/%E6%94%BF%E7%B6%93/%E3%80%8C%E9%9D%9E%E6%B3%95%E6%93%8D%E7%B7%B4%E3%80%8D%E7%BD%AA%E6%93%AC%E7%A6%81%E4%B8%AD%E5%9C%8B%E5%85%AC%E6%B0%91%E5%8F%83%E8%88%87%E5%A4%96%E5%9C%B0%E8%BB%8D%E8%A8%93-%E3%80%8C%E7%94%84%E5%AD%90%E4%B8%B9%E3%80%8D%E4%B9%9F%E9%81%95%E6%B3%95%EF%BC%9F

建議各位 war game、健身及舞蹈教練都喺課程裏面加返啲鳩嘅招式落去以符合娛樂式操練嘅豁免條款,例如揸波龍爪手

https://void.cat/d/A1PV52UZ2Nu1GurJRthth.webp

究竟 Microsoft Edge 個 history 加咗啲乜嘢濕鳩嘢落去… 點解 clear history 個表現比起其它 Chromium 嘅 browsers 窒咁多

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“I wasn’t always a reservoir, you know. I used to be a river, but then people started coming to my bank to make confessions.”

“Did you… swallow them? And use their corpses to build walls? Is this a horror story?”

“No, I just said ‘well I’ll be dammed’ a lot.”