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My MBTI is GTFO.

《執笠執到有FB專業關注組,算唔算全球首創?》 https://lihkg.com/thread/3660434

原來關注執笠都有引發對特區政府的憎恨從而危害國家安全嘅風險… 但必須強調本人係喺關注執笠開始涉嫌引發對特區政府的憎恨從而危害國家安全之前已持續關注執笠,本人 𝕏 歷史可以作證(𝕏 歷史 🤔 sounds worse than it is)

🤔 有冇其它 Brave browser 嘅用戶有留意到某啲 Chrome extensions(例如 Google input tools)喺 Brave 運行得仲穩定過喺 Chrome?🫠

“Google’s founders didn’t market test Alphabet’s name before launching the now $1.9 trillion juggernaut. Here’s the advice Steve Jobs gave Larry Page”: https://fortune.com/2024/03/26/google-founder-larry-page-birthday-sergey-brin-alphabet-steve-jobs-fortune-global-forum/

師傅教漏咗一句首先你要揀啱 product 跟住先至好 focus 🚬 https://void.cat/d/JVBnX8uqRb3yneYzyamRHX.webp

「想盡辦法激怒意佬」已成為花式競技… 但本人嘅意佬遠房親戚係食菠蘿雞肉薄餅食到 jep jep jep 咁嘅(yes 佢識少少粵語(yes 佢知道菠蘿雞))

型到炸裂

但我主要想講

呢個亦係本人嘅

心之狀態

( ̄へ ̄)🫸

又嚟哲學問題… 交通燈嘅定義包唔包燈柱?

https://void.cat/d/C6EApfmNBsbEBo3w2gMQnX.webp

♫ 點解腰彎 點解腰玩~

屌你老母冚家鏟~

下 下下下~ 下下~ 下

A considerate constructor:

1. is protected;

2. only asks for arguments that are absolutely required to instantiate the object;

3. only runs code that must absolutely run to instantiate the object;

4. delegates the rest to setter and init methods.

去呢間但偏偏讀 computer science 可謂行為藝術(真係有得讀)

Could have simply said today rather than yesterday’s tomorrow

https://void.cat/d/ZqpyPsSXx2MF8KaEW35eR.webp

歲月並不靜好

但你可以選擇

屌少一日老母

我諗我估到係邊隻貓做嘅,但有待法證專家正式報告

Borderline sedition

讚一間公司啲員工叻你可以話佢有 outstanding staff,但讚佢哋啲工作做得好就唔好話佢哋有 outstanding task!!!

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狗仔以前去錯廁所通常個錯法係屙咗喺膠盤條邊度,跟住啲尿滲晒入膠盤啲罅位同地下、超級核突難洗。後來索性唔用膠盤、買咗塊宜家傢俬 1.2 × 1 米地板保護墊、索尿布直接擺膠墊正中間,咁大範圍實得喇啩~ 點知佢最新嘅錯法係屙喺膠墊邊緣,啲尿滲咗落膠墊底嘅地下 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

諗起《末代皇帝溥儀》有一幕係少年溥儀屙尿屙喺尿壺中間,啲隨從殊佢,叫佢屙喺壺邊冇咁嘈,以呢一幕嚟顯示從來冇人管佢嘅溥儀啱啱意識到失勢云云… 但而家係叫你屙正中間呀!唔好屙落條邊呀!ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

可以儲多啲例子用嚟做個 #英文噏乜鳩 系列。好似:

Qualified 好過 unqualified,但 unqualified success 又好過 qualified success!!!

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