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My MBTI is GTFO.

依家啲小朋友太輕易將 af 掛喺嘴邊(OK 喺呢度係 alcohol free 咁解)

Couldn’t resist, sorry

1. 希哈其實係 Hip hop

2. 不如叫屎粒子

為咗遷就只能夠用微信開視像嘅人士而要留住部除咗微信其他乜都冇裝嘅電話有點煩

“She can’t love you – Chemise”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZclavLtB_B8

聽咗幾次都係聽到 chicken burger 😋

“Why the UK’s Labour Opposition Wants to Add Tax to School Fees”: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-06-12/uk-private-school-fees-why-labour-wants-to-remove-tax-exempt-status

British nomenclature best in the world:

一份 release note 有多項 jm9

Alipay+ 贊助 Euro 2024 來說… 即係將個支字喺全世界發揚光大 #支字通鑑

“Horses that bolted through London to star in Trooping the Colour, Army confirms”: https://www.itv.com/news/2024-06-14/horses-that-bolted-through-london-to-star-in-trooping-the-colour

Reenactment anyone? 😈

明知公司註冊處就係鳩流流但見親呢啲都仲係會令人氣憤 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

想扮領導人親臨指導救災但又扮得唔似變咗醜化涉嫌危害國家安全

介紹返:單槓三兄弟,平時唔使喺飯廳招呼客人嘅時候,就走去玩單槓

呢度一個二個都係咁!學生放假返鄉下佢就放埋假!一年有三個月放緊假!同燒味舖老細講「你就爽啦!」佢話「叫做啱啱圍到皮咁咪放返陣攤唞下!」跟住到開學時再見面問佢「放假有乜搞作!」佢就會答「哦~ 冇~ 近近地加納利群島咁!🕺🕺🕺」

They drew exactly three prawns for comedic effect.

想飲到勁 peppery 味嘅 Shiraz?

❌ 買 Shiraz 買到勁貴嘅價位

✔️ 飲普通超市 Shiraz 嘅同時𡁻一粒新鮮 peppercorn

#宇宙地圖炮 喺陰天嘅日子所有牌子所有型號嘅電話同 tablet 同手提電腦嘅自動調整光度功能全部都係垃撚圾