Why the Adjuster not the Deposer?
《中央政治局會議：實施更積極財政政策和適度寬鬆貨幣政策，做好明年經濟工作，擴大國內需求，穩住樓市股市》 https://news.now.com/urgentnews.jsp?taskId=39629
即係中央宣佈淘寶加價 🚬
sus 奶黃包 🤨 
《觀塘警區打擊街頭賣淫集團 拘19人包括骨幹成員》 https://news.mingpao.com/ins/%e6%b8%af%e8%81%9e/article/20241207/s00001/1733549864434
地圖冇九段線零分 ☹️ 
I love humanity but that doesn’t stop me hating specific people’s guts.
就嚟打風，救生員協會對想喺 Swansea 海岸落水嘅市民嘅忠告係 (we recommend you don’t go out but) if you do go out, be aware of your skill levels。正所謂不作死就不會死。
幾鍾意個設計
叫 Gemini 畫一幅四隻 capybara 返工做嘢嘅組圖，佢畫咗三隻著住衫嘅然後第四隻冇著衫，頓時覺得唔著衫好赤裸好淫穢… 但獨立睇第四幅其實又唔會有乜嘢。第日寫 sociology paper 應該可以攞嚟做個案。
黐撚線 onl79 華僑垃圾口 etc.
#YearInReview New insult I’ve started using in 2024: “Did an AI write this?”
Notepad 都有 AI 好似過份咗啲
全國最堅揪炸魚十強… 有冇松鼠桂魚咁堅揪… (Noah’s Fish & Chips, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/674c5e52fd82482d8ac6228a?s=nlFogJhEQi27iEBLEKDFlK5cxsw 
補打… is jeng 😋 但偏偏淨係影咗唔係 battered fish 嗰兩味
返工遇到一部幾多餘但又幾勁揪嘅舊 laptop… 有 trackpad 但又有 trackpoint、trackpad 下有左右 button 但 trackpad 上又有左中右 button：
“Jaguar’s new Type 00 concept car aims to infuriate Nigel Farage”: https://www.thetimes.com/uk/transport/article/jaguar-new-concept-car-type-00-electric-h8c6tlv0m
近排好似興「＿＿英文點講」類型嘅 post… 以下係「阿媽都唔認得」嘅英譯：
《頭文字 D》歐洲版 🫠 
“Universities enrolling foreign students with poor English, BBC finds”: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0mzdejg1d3o
其實上堂用翻譯 app 呢單嘢就真係世界潮流嚟…
全國最堅揪炸魚十強… 有冇松鼠桂魚咁堅揪… (Noah’s Fish & Chips, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/674c5e52fd82482d8ac6228a?s=nlFogJhEQi27iEBLEKDFlK5cxsw
現在宣佈繼 DNLM 同埋 KTLM 之後，本人最常應用的 LM 會喺 NotebookLM。
“Anger over Carlsberg Marston’s decision to cut well-known beers”: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yxn7066ewo
Ah well… Amber Bitter stays so that’s alright then!
