新年後檢討… 最唔受歡迎係乜嘢糕？
血脂高 🫠🫠🫠
最受歡迎係乜嘢糕？
Pokémon GO 🫠🫠🫠
衰撚過 hea 寫 “bug fixes and performance improvements”
同朋友傾傾下發覺香港同塞浦路斯都有啲共通點：
• 大家都係喺夾縫中生存；
• 大家都有自己嘅語言（粵語、塞浦路斯希臘語）但被霸權貶低去一個比人（普通話、希臘語）次一等嘅地位，返學唔准講、考試唔准寫；
• 民間有刻意用本地語入文等力量去反抗霸權；
• 香港人見到大陸扮港式乜港式物睇到眼冤，塞浦路斯就係北部有個土耳其佔領區、入面有啲鬼城（即係希臘人撤走之後剩低冇人住嘅村落）畀佔領區政府攞嚟扮懷舊塞浦路斯做遊客景點、真正塞浦路斯人去到又係睇到眼冤。
The moon is half empty 
You can never have just one Ferrero Rocher
行過隔籬幢大廈 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Both countries 🤔 但冇講佢代表乜嘢國家
#TIL “Huawei” is pronounced “’uaweh” in Middlesborough accent
#錯重點
ಠ_ಠ
Did a gull write this? #gullnews
2023–24 年度嘅預扣稅畀突咗有得退 🕺🕺🕺 好彩唔係退畀突幣
Threatening vibes 🔪🔪🔪 (Pocha, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/679bbfa8c720d558a4b3f0f6?s=iubhTzWYrJgE9fGV2LiRp7MedFU 
… of… spouse 😱 (Beehive Coffee House, Downend) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/679a76aad331b42605426d75?s=clISCX2hjyq5GcwxaFkeAqfRB5A 
Ho-ho-ho and ha-ha-ha 
… of… spouse 😱 (Beehive Coffee House, Downend) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/679a76aad331b42605426d75?s=clISCX2hjyq5GcwxaFkeAqfRB5A
Truth in journalism
“Bristol has the highest percentage of people who want to quit their jobs in the UK”: https://thetab.com/2025/01/24/revealed-bristol-has-the-highest-percentage-of-people-who-want-to-quit-their-jobs-in-the-uk
Finally ranking number one in 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨
Chateaubriand 😋 