心諗繼 Wi-Fi 7 之後乜咁快又出啲乜嘢新制式… 原來真係講緊結他。但問題嚟喇，wireless 嘅 guitar，咪即係 air guitar⁈⁈
去第二度探人／人哋嚟探你有乜嘢好做：
• 一般相識：一齊交流下，幾好
• 好朋友：一齊鳩流流，仲好 🕺🕺🕺
“The Chinese PhD student with dark desire to drug and rape: How Zhenhao Zou moved to Britain to study but alarmed uni pals with creepy antics to abuse unconscious girls”: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14437909/Chinese-PhD-student-posted-chilling-ad-apartment-good-soundproofing.html
#錯重點 ：柏豪本人知道嗎？ಠ︿ಠ
諗諗下好似 tag #科技影響生活 系列啱啲
#畀着你會點 系列：經本校懲處機制指定仲裁員裁定，某幾名學生違反咗「不可對住所附近居民造成滋擾」嘅規則，而其中一項懲罰係要求學生向受影響人士寫道歉信。OK 咁本人就係負責收到封信之後發放畀居民嘅啫，點知隔半日有人回返話用 checker 證實封信係 AI gen… 而家班居民仲嬲過未有裁決之前 🤷
“Drug-rape student ‘among most prolific predators’” : https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyjxv1j9g8o
When he’s done serving this sentence, charge him with crimes of fashion:
好似「你有故事我有酒」呢啲講法，明明係似乎有啲意境，但一見親呢句總係首先畀濃郁嘅柒味蓋過咗應有嘅意境 🤷
So fuzzy 🐝 
Looks metallic to me 🤔 
Both “reckless” and “reckful” sound quite reckless
#Overheard 「電動龍椅」！！！
• 甚麼鬼穿越劇橋段
• 懶音嘅反義詞係咪勤音
食食下晏，隱隱覺得畀人睥住 ಠ_ಠ 抬頭一望，係一塊冇口冇鼻得副太陽眼鏡嘅面！！！睇真啲其實係光頭佬將眼鏡戴咗上頭頂、然後低頭睇緊 menu 🫠
“Trump pauses US military aid to Ukraine”: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c981p3dxnent
#重磅消息 背後原因主要唔係因為侵侵係俄羅斯間諜、亦唔係因為同澤連斯基炒大鑊，而係諾貝爾委員會叫佢唔使再扮嘢、點都唔會頒和平獎畀佢
☺️ Oh yeah me too 💪💪♊️♊️
😐 Oh yeah me too
😔 Oh yeah me too
徵求 VLOOKUP 專家（用 XLOOKUP 零分）
喺侵侵大行其道嘅年代偏偏企硬唔叫摻摻 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) 