YES HAHA YES
take the mayonaise pill
Don't buy shitty mayonaise, and don't use very much.
Mayo plus ketchup on a nice savory burger is peak
bro that would be gay bro no homo
I'm not federating with you, you're federating with me!
Ketchup and mustard are the yin and yang of the American sandwich. One without the other cries out for its lost half. The mourning dove, bereft of its mate can utter no more plaintive cry than ketchup without mustard, mustard without ketchup.
Formed both with vinegar, each sauce lends itself to complement the other.
To purposefully deprive yourself of one while enduring the other, is an affront to the natural order of Things. I pity the unenlightened, who have never before in a fit of enlightenment mixed mustard and ketchup together that they may more efficiently dip their corndog in this condiment of condiments, this sauce yet one more step in the stair of enlightenment, one more rung in Jacob's ladder.
Ascend with me brothers, mix your ketchup, your mustard, and embrace the light
that's Wegro, to you
The Hunt for Red October is good with a nice scotch.
Walmart's internal mission statement: "work will make you free"
Endlessly procrastinating installing jellyfin
Why am I so lazy about this one thing?
lesbians forever btfo
you hate to see it (I don't)
It certainly helps to keep it that way.
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Can't stop the signal.
Tranny tampon occludes the signal? guess I'm in it.
Squirrel fart intercepts the flow? I'm in there too.
Worse still I'm on someone's hard drive, some distilled prtion of me rotting in tenuous equilibrium in a flipped magnetic bit on a platter, waiting to be destroyed forever by a rogue cosmic ray.
Some fragment, from which everyone who has read what I have written, has reconstructed me to you. I exist where my thoughts exist, yet I do not exist anywhere but here.
What perception of my self that can be derived from such can never completely convey my entire self. I am not so skilled as to legibly transcribe my self, my soul to any medium.
At best, I am to you a relation of your own lens, interpreting your skill to read, interpreting my skill to write, interpreting my thoughts about myself, interpreting my "true" self.
I'm everywhere. I'm in your walls, in your internet pipes, nigga, they're in your walls, they're in your fuckin brain man those wifi particles be bouncin around your skull. I'm posting straight into your hippocampus. Literal mind rape at the hands of the electric wifi particle
Nooo you can't use the r-slur that's ableist
That's it. That's why everyone has switched their brain off. Even the words you might use to evaluate a claim to be foolish have been rooted out fo the minds of the normie for fear that they might be mobbed by a flock of screeching harpies who incessantly harass those who use them to death. In this way we are protected from even conceiving that an idea might be so bad, it might as well have come from a literally retarded person, because that might make us an -ist, -ism, or -phobe. We have been harangued to a degree that we can but submit to the boot. To embrace it, kiss it, and beg forgiveness for being beneath its tread,
Why does it function the way it does? That's a really dense question and a really dense answer.
If you want my personal opinion on it you're welcome to it, but I'm not sure who or what you are actually asking.
In the event you want to know why I think that, it's pretty simple. It's not advertiser friendly to have people spamming "nigger" all the time, or even once, but allow me to elaborate on why that's bad.
The first major componenet is that if you (should) want to keep advertiser (and thus big-tech dollars) away from ruining a thing with ads, or influencer types from co-opting something to try and establish a brand: a good way to do so is to simply spam racial slurs etc at every opportunity. It's a litmus test that can tell you how badly corrupted or not a platform is by centralizing forces. If you keep things ugly, the homogenizing forces of corporate America stay the fuck away. What a lot of people do not realize is that eventually, after people have been free for long enough most people stop feeling a rush from typing or saying a forbidden word, so they don't make a point of it so much, because not everyone is permanently juvenile.
The second major component is that you'll always have some people who will spam nasty shit, they are just built different. But once the novelty wears off it is no different than speaking or typing any other profanity, fuck shit damn hell kike nigger faggot or anything else that might be considered not advertiser friendly, most people lay off the impulse, because they get nothing out of it, except to add some flavor, spice, or punch to a particularly emphatic statement. When you (over)react negatively to posts or content like this, when you not only self-censor but seek to censor people who do, you are the vanguard of everything rotten on twitter, on facebook, on youtube and it is all in the name of being a friendly brand for the masses to consume, and advertisers to exploit even if you do not realize it.
Third, the more you freak out, the more you block, report, brigade, the more you react because someone said something nasty, that is better than likes, reposts, or zaps to some people. The old adage of "don't feed the trolls" can be roughly interpreted as don't react whatsoever. Take your lumps and move on. People legitimately get a rush off that, and it's something that existed before anyone even invented the concept of a like on post. "trolling" is just the converse to respond to a post with "so true" "pura vida" etc. It's the complimentary opposite, and the more you have of one, the more some will naturally be drawn to balance out the scale.
All that said: carry on my wayward faggot, there'll be pura vida when you are done.
I really like that gossip picks up on every relay it encounters, and you toggle where you want to read, write, or advertise to
Yes, just CBFed to type out full relay urls. typing nostr. or relay. over and over makes me want to commit unalive