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Christian | Ancap | Bitcoin | Node Runner I have a hard time shutting up and I’m insatiably curious. “Wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.” I’m tech support and web admin for @Onyxcatpottery

At least this dip gave me an opportunity to stack the sats at a discount that I fed to you sharks

Getting an idea of how you BAMFs want to bluff now. Don’t yall count me out yet

I’ve noticed a pattern:

Everytime I see notes talking about the government supposedly about to be buying ~$1B in Bitcoin, the price drops.

I don’t even know which noshole to tag anymore

Awesome, they finally admit they are useless as they are today.

I’m just reminded of when Napoleon died when he wasn’t intended to. You know, despite foiling Baron Rothschild’s plan for power; Baron made the most of a bad situation:

Upon the news of Napoleon’s defeat, Baron received a carrier pigeon informing him of Napoleon’s loss.

In Paris at the time, he promptly hired a boat to bring him immediately to England despite treacherous waters to Great Britain.

Now here’s where it gets crazy. He gets off the boat in England and immediately sells off all of his British National Securities.

He starts a rumor that Napoleon HAD won and that he was going to be here soon.

Out of fear, and following the lead of one of the greatest known investors, mostly all British would sell all of their Securities.

Meanwhile, Baron hired his associates to buy all of these Securities for next to nothing.

In one fell swoop, Rothschild increased his wealth 21 times over, overnight. And again, that’s with his original plan falling apart.

Baron then used his power to forcibly reform the British Bank employing his own associates.

And yeah, here we are now. The beast is having to reshape itself to survive. But a cornered animal is nothing to take lightly. These fucks are clever.

Ah I think he came out the best of it overall, but I almost doubled up before I lost plenty to Tekkadan and fought back to come out 6k sats ahead.

But for me it was just cool getting to hang with some new plebs 🤙🏻

It was fun! Hope you can be at the table next time 😅

Well, I went ahead and tried to update it with what you said, but it seems that it is just as slow somehow when utilizing the cluster of relays.

"Clustered Outbox Analysis

Running

Discovers user relays, clusters users by common relays, then batch queries each relay cluster for maximum speed and accuracy

Checking: Relay clustering + batch queries"

Have any more ideas of what it might be doing inefficiently?

GM Nostr ☕️

The volatility is your chance to get more for less.

The dip just looks way different above 110K

Happy weekend friend

They are always in front of us to be fair

Weird phenomenon this morning:

I’m singing in the shower, per usu’

Wife is doing random picking up and meandering around the house

I stop singing and ask randomly “What’s echinacea?”

She says “Wait. Where did you see that?” Looking to see if I could see echinacea oil nearby or anything

I respond “I didn’t. The word just popped in my head but I can’t remember what it is.”

She tells me she was just looking at a receipt for echinacea just a second before I asked

She says I’m spooky. Last time she left home and went out of state, I knew where she ordered food from with her friends and that weirded her out since her friend paid for it.

Does anybody else accidentally mind read their spouse?