Stuck in the garage. Light's fading. No place to sleep. Probably gonna pull out some old roasted coffee sacks so I'm not laying on the concrete.
Battery's at 48%. No food. No water.
Keys and wallet are inside. I fucked up. I fucked up bad.
Discussion
😬 if you’re in your garage at least maybe this might help your situation
It just goes to show: If you're gonna call your wife names, you should really plan ahead.
My bad. Next time I'll stock the cooler and make sure I have a blanket first.... and I'll keep my wallet and keys on me.
*prior planning prevents piss-poor performance
be a man and break down the door