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According to the stripper index… invest, invest, invest. The ship is going down folks

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Nick, this is the stripper parameter you were talking about and it is true. We are going into a recession.

Literally, I had Security call on me because I was complaining about the $15 fee for $100 bill change…when I was spending hundreds on their strippers and none of the other men were

Cheers to my new contract starting Monday. I’ll b back in the D ☠️🙃

Row 5 $30 and a free T https://video.nostr.build/09f032a7a8b3553d6cb1136c2f93f57bec9e2e2186f86c509398d0b4bd3493e6.mp4

At the strip club on my vacation and there’s no strippers…should I ask them for a pen and paper to tape a sign “no strippers” on their door?

This is the power hour

I’ve been pretty good about not feeling too old but today made me laugh…I definitely felt older. I took several bags of name brand clothing to Plato’s Closet. I only made $34. The girl working at the store remarked that the items were nice but did not fit the age group of their store 👀

Those who are constantly on their social media and living in a virtual world will look in the mirror 🪞 and identify with that person less and less…their identities will no longer be physical.

GM

This bird melted my heart today. It was all the way up in my tree and I was able to lure it down with attention and food. I’ll be waiting four weeks to see if someone claims them. Their new name will have to be Satoshi. I coincidentally used to have a green Quaker parrot 🦜

Lights off, socks off. It was fun listening and learning how to play Catan with cool nostriches tonight. GN #warriorsofcatan

Have a beautiful, blessed Mother’s Day ladies!

I would redo the silicone around the tub by heating it with a hair dryer, using a plastic tool once it’s gooey. https://youtu.be/_DI4hfHM_Hg?si=9ZmediVIP1IZ24_7

In between the tiles you can try grandmas stain remover and a firm toothbrush

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