The world according to government propagandists:
a) you must believe our incessant lies or do the same
b) if you don't know what's true that's on you
Karaoke 'Lonely Eyes' in Stephen Wright voice
"How are you today?" she shined, an invitation to share her gratitude, and worldview.
"Grieving the loss of a family structure that no longer exists," he described, "accepting the inevitable loneliness of accepting only those who respect me, living with children who love me but can't receive from me, operating with a personality designed for connection in a world that punishes that, among those for whom idle entertainment includes invalidation of my observations of the pattern of my life."
"And you?"
HAPPUMS NEWSY YOUINS

I hope this kid likes hamburgers
Its beginning to look a lot like GFY
The only thing worth doing in winter is christmas and that's only because we pretend there's something good on trees in the middle of winter.
kids today I swear
Requiring school today = Scrooge
I'm picturing you painting a tree with extraordinary balance.
I'm picturing you painting a tree with extraordinary balance.
Auto-imprison everyone at birth and don't release them until they smoke pot.
TISN'T
SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN THE IMPRESSION THAT I AM ONE OF THESE INDIVIDUALS PRONE TO FUCKERY.
AND YET,
FUCK AROUND COMMA I DO NOT.
Prove to me that AI is not exploiting my future children, enslaved in a dystopian timewarp, and sending back the answer to what I am requesting through a digital wormhole.
Because that seems the most plausible explanation for this witchcraft.
I don't get my credibility from my job, my title, or my social sense. I don't get my credibility from my inborn traits, or my looks, or my body. I don't get my credibility by using force, projecting power, or might makes right. I don't get my credibility from a lab coat, or a uniform, or by dressing like a credible person dresses. I get my credibility by *TELLING THE TRUTH. *
Therefore I don't have any credibility these days
Bro
My spirit animal is a human being.
Signing autographs is so fiat.
1 READ 'I, PENCIL'
2 EMBRACE RADICAL SELF SUFFICIENCY
3 SHUN ACCORDINGLY
As though kids who grew up with vinyl albums were ever going to be controlled.
Everyone afraid to even google curiosities, being rationally aware of the reality, and no one seems to think this is a problem.
What scientifically fascinating assortment of illusions and mental health issues must surround him, he who exercises for the sole purpose of demonstrating performative sweat control?
Internet rules
If poster is anonymous, judge first by avatar and nickname, then content.
If poster is real person, judge their profile picture, name, then compare content to reputation, hopefully to cancel and close tab soon.
If you repost an image or other content someone else made, like Google search engine does, for instance, you must post validation that the act has recently, uniquely, become 'stealing', in contrast to all the other forms of digital copying that make up the internet, to run cover for copyright trolls. Even if there is no copyright claim, no monetary damages, no aim to profit... especially if.
If you know someone well, use what you know to assume their meaning and intent.
If you don't know a poster at all, assume they mean literally exactly what they said in every post, no exceptions, and have not, and will never, change their minds. Assume their words were chosen perfectly to reflect their intent in your language, so that you can assume your interpretation has been flawless. Allow emotional reactions to flow from there.
What did I miss? Still learning