OUR MUTANT HORDES ON PLANNETTMAYHEM

WONDERING WHY IT TAKES SO LONG FOR EARTHLY #BITCOIN ERS TO WORK OUT HOW TO WINNA LIMITED SUPPLY GAME

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WE ARE LAUGHING THAT U HAVENT SCOOPED THEM UP YET

IF YOU DONT

WE ARE

DAILY

WE DAILY BUY SOMETIMES MORNING AND NIGHT

WHEN EARTH CUKKBUKKS LAND FROM OUTER SPACE

WE BUY YOUR COIN

TO THE #BITCOIN TRAITORS

YOU EITHER KISS ASS

OR KICK ASS

AND IM BUSTING HEADZ

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE OUT THERE

THESE SHITCOINN MUTHFUKKIN TRAITORS THEYRE EVERYWHERE

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ACHTUNG MUSCLE SLUTTZ ITS TIME FOR AN OVERHAUL

WHATS YOUR BITCHTITTED SOYBOY UNIT UP TO ON BENCH AT MOMENT?

ANYTHING UNDER 415 IS PEDOWEIGHT AND WE SAW WHAT YOU DID U SICK FUKK

TODAY WE CALL UPON THE LORD OF MUSCLE, THE LORD VEIN OF GAINZ MUTANT OVERRLORRD TO DOYLE HARGRAVES YOUR BRAINZ OUT

IM MEAN

WEVE SEEN BETTER REFLEXES IN COMA PATIENTZ HAHAHA

AS WE KEEP TELLING YOU #BITCOIN IS SMASHFUKKING YOUR SKREEN

OUR BROFORCE IS SQUATTING DEEP DEGREES TO ATTAIN THE TESTOSTERONE LEVEL OF A BLUE FUKKING WHALE…. AKA YOUR MOM ON A DIET HAHA

HERE IS A NO FAIL PROGRAM WHERE EVER YOU ARE IN THE UNIVERSE

DEADLIFT 5 X 12 AT 225 SOMETHING THAT GETS YOUR POISON HEART BLEEDING

OVERHEAD PRESS OR KLOKOV STRICT AT 5 X 10

LORD BENCH 5 X 20 REP MAX

PULL-UP LADDER 2-10-2

ANY OR ALL OF THOSE BRING GAINZ TO YOU ILLEGITIMATE SUB PAR BODY WEIGHT…. ANYTHING UNDER 205 IS CONSIDERED AIDZ VICTIM STATUS

LIKE FREDDY MERCURY RUNNING THROUGH A GAY BAR

GO SOLO OR BROLO

GO LIFT TODAY

YOULL FEEL BETTER

LOOK BETTER

MOVE BETTER

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY FUKK YOUR LADY BETTER

COZ IF YOU DONT

WE WILL

THE OVERRLORRD SPEAKS

AS WE PLOWED THE ALTAR OF BENCH FOR A 5 REP MAX STRIPPED 10% FOR 8 MORE AMRAPS TILL OUR VEINZ SPILLED WITH ACID AND FUKKSLIMME

WE MOVED TO OUR LORDDUMBELL PREZZ 110 X 20S FOR A MEASELY 8 SETS

THEN WE SHOWED YOUR MOM HOW TO TRAIN HER NEKK

IT WENT VERY WELL HAHA

WE GRABBED A SLITHER MORE #BITCOIN THIS MONDAY MORNING ON PLANETTMAYHEMM WHILST WATCHING 80S GI JOE CARTOONS THINKING HUMANITY IS FAAAAAR FROM THAT THESE DAYS

WELL OUR LOYAL SLAMMPIGGZ WE HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY WITH YOUR SISTER

WATCH SOME RAMBO

DO A 2ND BICEP SESSION TODAY

AND EAT

GROW BIG

OR GET RAMPAGED

OVERRLORRD OUT

WHILST WE KOMANDEER YOUR LAST REMAINING #BITCOIN AS IT LOOKS AS THOUGH SPOT BUYING HAS BEEN ABANDONED FOR THE FINKSTER BUKKS PAPER COIN

WE ARE INJEKTING HORSE BASED HORMOANZ TO HELP YOUR MOM ON HER WAY TO ANOTHER BUZZ FEST OVER OUR MUTANT MUSCLE AND OUR T TOP IROC Z

HUMANITY HAD ONE JOB

GET ALL THE BITCOIN INSELF CUSTODY

THIS UNLOCKED

FREEDOM

BABEZ, BARBELLS, BIKINIZ AND BREEDING

WE THINK YOU POSSIBLY SCREWED IT

BUT ALAS WE STILL WANT YOUR COIN, WE KNOW HOW TO USE #SATS BETTER

ACHTUNG HEROES

YOU DID IT

U FRONTSCHWEIN FRONT RAN THE STREET TO #BITCOIN

YOUR MOM IS SO PROUD OF YOU

CONTEMPLATE HOW EXTREME YOU ARE IN BITCOIN

HOW INTENSE WE ALL ARE WITH STACKING EVERY FUKKIN #SAT

WALL STREET COMPANIES AND ALL EMPLOYEES ARE GETTING ORANGE PILLED HARDCORE

OUR MUSCLE MUTANTS HAVE BEEN BUYING ALL DAY

COZ ONCE A COIN GOES INTO A RETIREMENT FUND, ITS FONE FOR 30 YEARS

PANTERA CAPITAL WILL GO 200 MILLION

HAVE A GREAT NIGHT ALL THE WAY FROM PLANETTMAYHEMM

AS KOOL AZ IT IZ TO WATCH WALL STREET ON YOUR PLANETT CAPITULATE

WE SEE #BITCOIN LOSES SOMETHING

SUPPLY

FOR YOUR LEGAL TENDERS

ENERGY EFFICIENCY

FREEDOM MONEY

ALL THE THINGS #BITCOIN CAN DO POSSIBLY WONT BE DONE

BUT HEY YOU HAVE SECURED THE HIGHEST PRICE…. ITLL GO TO 1 BILLION CUKKBUKKZ A COIN

AT THE COST OF…. YOULL FIND OUT WE SUPPOSE

HOLDING COIN FROM WALL STREET BECOMES A MUST

WALL STREET ACCUMULATION HAS BEGUN

AND ALL THATS LEFT IS ABOUT 1.3 MILLION COINS

YOUR BEST EFFORTS HERE.. IS TO SEND IT BEFORE THEY DO

YOU HAVE ABOUT 36 HOURS EARTHLINGZ

47KUKKBUKKZ ISNT HIGH ENOUGH

WITH HIGH WITHDRAWAL FEES AND LACK OF SELF CUSTODY URGENCY

IT ALMOST SEEMS LIKE THEY CREATED THE PERFECT SITUATION

AS WE CONGRATULATE U ON SECURING 1 MILLION SPACE BUKKZ PER COIN PROBABLY BY JANUARY END IF NOT SOONER

AT THE COST OF… WE SHALL SEE

ACHTUNG BARBARIANS

WE WELCOME ALL TO PLANETTMAYHEMM

FOR BRUTAL ASSAULT ON ALL OF YOUR SENSES

SPECIAL GUEST STARRING YOUR MOM IN NOTHING BUT HIGH HEELS

TRULY A SIGHT FOR ALL

OUR HORDE WISHES MUSCULAR HYPERTROPHY AND HIGH TEST DEADLIFTS TO OUR ENSLAVED GIMPS OF EARTH

WE WILL BE HERE

BEATING WALL STREET TO #BITCOIN

ETF WINDOW FOR HUMANOIDZ IS LIKE GROWING 6 INCES ON YOUR BIS CURLING PAM ANDERSON BAY WATCH DAYS

MUTANTZ KNOW THIS IS NOT PRICED IN

ON PURPOSE PLANNETT ITS OUR MONEY

YOUR THE ONES TO SLOW TO GET THIS DONE

TALK TALK TALK AMD YAP YAP PODCASTS SENT U ALL MADD

JUST LIKE YOUR MOM ITZ COMING SOON

BE PREPARED

#BITCOIN IS FOR MANIACS

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM PLANNETTMAYHEMM SLAMPIGGZ

WE BROUGHT IN THE YEAR WITH IRON AND BLOOD

BENCH

SQUAT

LANDMINE

RACK PULLZ

THEN WE GOT LAID

#bitcoin BABES, BARBELLZ AND….

MANOWAR SPINNING FOR HOURS

FROM OURZ TO YOURZ

WISHING YOU ULTIMATE SUCCESS FOR THE YEAR

WE WILL BE BRINGING THE PAIN, BULLYING AND COMEDY TO NOSTR IN 2024

SUP SLAMMPIGGZ

WE HEARD ONLY 1.81 MILLION ARE LEFT ON EXCHANGES

WOW….. #DRAINTHEEXCHANGE LIKE YOUR MOM DRAINS OUR HORDES AND WE WILL BE AT 1 MILLION CUKKBUKKZ BY THIS TIME TOMORROW

WE WILL HAPPILY TAKE YOUR #BTC IF U DONT WANT IT

WE SAW YOUR MAN SAYLOR DROP ANOTHER 14,000 OFF THE MARKET

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LIKE ALL MEN ON YOUR PLANETT MUST BOW TO

IN REGARDS TO BITCOIN AND YOUR MOM

YOU EITHER GET IT

OR

YOU DONT

HAHA…. SQUATTEDD 500 10X10 UNHOLY GERMANIC VOLUME WHILE YOUR SISTER….. YOU KNWO THE REST

C YA SOON FUKKSLIME

ACHTUNG SUPER SLAMMPIGGZ

ITS TIME TO BIG BAD BOA YOUR MOM WHILST WE DO THE SLIMY DANCE WITH NO PANTZ WITH YOUR SISTER

AT THE SAME TIME HAHAHAHAHA…..

BANGIN AMD CLANGIN THROUGH HOLIDAY SEASON IS A BLOOD RITE

HIGH REP BIS ON 90S MIXED IN WITH HIGH TEST SQUATS

SLOW, DEEP, CONCENTRATED… HOW YOUR MOM SHINES OUR LANDMINE EXTENSION HAHA

#BITCOIN HAS TAKEN OVER PLANETTMAYHEMM AND IT LOOKS AS THOUGH BEIN 10 OR SO HUMAN DAYS FROM AN OBVIOUS 400K SHOT

MOST HUMANZ STILL ARENT BUYING

135 POUND PIECES OF FUKKSLIME WHOS BIRTH WAS A FUKKSHITT EVENT

IF YOU DONT CUSTODY

YOU OWN NONE

ON OUR PLANET ITS

BABES, BIKINIS

BARBELLS AND #BITCOIN

THATS WHY YOUR MOM VISITS SO MUCH

WE BETTER CATCH YOU SQUATTING TOMORROW

315 AT 5 X 50

TAKE IT EASY MUTANTZ

WE CATCH U ON THE FLIP

THOUGHT WED LEAVE U WITH OUR MAN BOA

MERRY XMAS AND HAPPY YULETIDE SLAMMPIGGZ

ALL THE WAY FROM PLANETTMAYHEMM WE WISH YOU A MARY XMAS

GIVING THE GIFT OF #BITCOIN BABEZ AND BARBELLZ

NEVER FELT BETTER

YOUR MOM SAYS HI BY THE WAY HAHA!

1 MORE BULLY BASHING FOR OUR DEPARTURE

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES

AND

EAT FOR SIZE

HASHRATE ALLTIME HIGH SLAMMPIGGZ

670 EHS AND WE WILL ELECTRIFY OT TO 700 TODAY

SO MINERS POWERING UP OVER XMAS BREAK

WHILST WE TAKE YOUR MOM AND SISTER OUT FOR THE NIGHT

LOOKS LIKE #BITCOIN MINERS ARE STRAPPING UP FOR SOMETHING BIG

185 EHS WAS HIGH AT 69K

NOW ITS 670

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690 IS OUR PLANS TONIGHT SO…..

HAHAHAHA

BUYING #BITCOIN FOR INTERPLANNETARY ASSAULT

#DrainTheExchange

Like your Mom drains our horde of SlammPiggz HAHA!

We heard much dribble from that fukkslime u call Musk

A Piggshit who preaches freedom, but pursues it with Fiat HAHAHA

SAW U COMING RIGHT THERE

WE THE MUTANTS OF PLANETTMAYHEMM TAKE #SATS AND SPEND THEM ON LAP DANCEZ AND AUSTRALIAN CINEMA AKA MAD MAX 1, ROAD WARRIOR AND FURY ROAD

THUNDERDOME SUKKZ

ANYWAY

LIKE CATHIE WOOD HAD TO SAY AS SHE RAN OUT OF THAT TRAIN WRECK #BITCOIN QUESTION THIS MORNING HAHA SHE FUKKED THE -OOCH ON THAT ONE

MUSCLE MUTANTS HODL BITCOIN OFF EXCHANGES ON COLD STORAGE

ALL EXCHANGE HOLDERS HAVE AIDS

ALL OF THEM

HAHA! WE HAVE ENTERED YULE AMD EVEN OUR PAGAN HORDE WISHES EVERYONE A MERRY XMAS

LETS FACE IT

WE LOVE BOTH HOLIDAYS

YULE FOR US AND XMAS FOR EVERYONE

SENDING MUSCULAR LOVE…… TO YOUR MOM HAHA

THE TIME IS UPON US

WE ARE COMING

#BITCOIN , BABES AND BARBELLZ

OUR MUTANT HORDE OF ANABOLIKK FUKKBEASTZ HAVE SEEN THE SIGNZ

ETF, VOLCANO BOND, HYDRO BOND AND BUFFER ETFS

WE ARE STACKING HARDER AND FASTER… LIKE WE DO WITH YOUR MOM HAHAHA…

ALL JOKES ASIDE…. ITS GAME TIME CUKKFUKKZ

TIME FOR MUTANT ASSAULT AND VICTORY

HAIL VALHALLA

BONK HEDDZ ARE OUT IN FORCE

GOOD DISTRACTION RUN BY THE ROCK TO BET U HUMAN SKUM AWAY FROM THE #BITCOIN

WE BOUGHT MORE

LETS FACE IT

WE ARE ALL OVER 100 EARTH KILOS OR 220 POUNDS ON THE IMPERIAL

LAP DANZEZ ARE OUR THING

LEOPARD PRINT IS OUR THING

BABES AND BARBELLZ… THROW IN SOME #BITCOIN

GET FITT

OT GET FUKKED

HOPEFULLY BOTH

WE ARE DEADLIFTING FOR U THIS NIGHT

In our new shoes, thanks to our enslaved fukkskum for sending

WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK OUR SPONSORS FOR 2023’

HYBRA-TECH

BRINGING CHEMICAL SOLUTIONS TO THE ENTIRE PLANET

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AS OUR MUTANT BALLERS ON EARTH SMASH BUY #BITCOIN IN A CONSTANT SMASH AND DASH READY FROM OUR ARRIVVAL

WE THE MUSCLE MUTANTS OF PLANETTMAYHEMM WISH TO COME TO EARTH AND BUY YOUR ISLANDZ

WE INVITE EVERY BITCOIN SWOLDIER TO LIFT WITH OUR BIKINI GIRLS AMD OUR MASS MONSTARZ, EAT AND FUEL UP READY FOR THE FIAT WAR

WE DONT WANT EASY

WE WANT VIKTORY

THE MAN YOU CALL SENATOR WARREN

HE IS A BLINDED PIGGFUKK

BUT EVERY THING CHASED

HAS AN ENEMY WISHING TO DESTROY IT BEOFRE YOU ATTAIN GREATNESS

WHOS GONNA TELL MR WARREN THAT BITCOIN WENT INTERGALAKTIK

WE DONT HAVE A SUTABLE MATE FOR WARREN HERE ON THE MUTANT PLANETT… IT WILL JUST HAVE TO WEAR A GIMP SUIT AND SEE HOW IT GOES

WE HEARD OF A VOLCANO BOND

WE SHALL BUY SOME

CUMMSLUTZ AND FUKKSHITZ

YOUR OVERRLORRD IS COMPLETELY FUKKED CUMMING OFF YOUR MOMZ SLIMEHOLE

THATS RIGHT… WE JUST FINISHED YOUR MOM ON ALL 4s WITH OUR GIANT, VAZZCULAR, VEINED UP, JUICCED UP HEDZ FROM BETWEEN HER LEGZ… PS YOUR MOM ON ALL 4S WHILE WE LIKKFUKK HER VAGSHRINE IZ OUR PRE WORKOUT

AND THATS WHERE THE MUSCLEREICH REIGNZ SUPREME IN MUSCLEFUKK HEAVEN

SQUATZ ARE THE NAME OF THE RAGE GAME TODAY MUSCLEMUTANTZ

LETZ START WITH GERMANIC VOLUME

10 X 10 WHEELS ON SQUATZ

THEN LUNGEZ PIGG… TO PLANETTMAYHEMM AND BACK YOU RETARDED MONKEY

WHEN WE LOOK AT YOU WE SEE: A RETARDED MONKEY TRYING TO PEEL A BANANA

OUR EYES ARE ON YOUR GIRLZ TITZ THOUGH , WHILST U SHITTFUKK LUNGE YOUR WAY TO YOUR SNIVELY CUMMBUMM 20 INCH QUADZ

BARBARIAN OR CUMMSLUTT

YOUR MISSION IS TO ENRAGE YOUR JUICE FILLED QUADS WITH THE THICKEST DENZITY THIS SIDE OF YOUR MOTHERS FAT ASS

DEEPER! SQWAT DEEPER… BALLZ DEEP BITCHEZ!!! NO GAY SHIT ROUND HERE

DROP THE SQUATZ LIKE YOUR INSERTING A FIRE HOSE TO MOTHER NATUREZ WOMB

SPRAY IT EVERYWHERE… DEEP!!! DEEP YOU FUKKTARD

NOW DO ANOTHER SET OF LUNGES BEFORE I START ON YOUR GIRL WHOSE WEARING A LEOPARD PRINT 80s CUMM FUKK ME SWIMMSUIT

LETZ MAKE A DEAL

IF YOU GET YOUR QUADZ TO A MEASELY 20 INCHES… WE WILL ONLY ENSLAVE YOUR SISTER

BUT IF YOU FAIL TO REACH 20 INCH PYLONS

THEN YOUR MOM GETZ IMPREGANTED WITH MUTANT OVERLORRD CUMMSKUMM

AND SHE GIVEZ BIRTH TO YOUR NEW BROTHER… WHO WILL TAUNT U IN YOUR SLEEP

PISS ON YOUR FACE AND DROP HIS LOAD ON YOUR BED BEFORE GOING TO BED THAT NIGHT….

COZ HE FINDZ IT FUNNY

AS DO WE!

DONT THINK OUR AMAZONIAN WARGODDEZEZ ARE HELD TO ANY LESS OF A STANDARD

THEY WILL SQUEEZE YOUR HEAD IF YOUR TOUNGE FAILZ TO PLEAZE THEIR MINI VAGINAZ

OUR GIRLZ ARE TIGHT! THEY SQWAT FOR TIGHT ASSES…. THEY ARE BORN WITH TIGHT LIPS AND NOT THE FACIALZ. WE TALKING THEIR DOWNSTARE NOHAIR VAGSHRINEZ

WEN OUR GIRLZ SQUAT HEAVIER THAN MOZT MEN… OUR JOB IZ DONE

NO ORGIEZ FOR REWARD… STRICTLY 1 TO 1 CUMMSCUMMFUNN

NO HOLD BARRED

WE ARE THE OVERLORRDZ OF PLANETTMAYHEMM AND IF YOU WANNA BE HERE

LERN TO LIFT

GROW MUSCLE

AND VINYLZ! PUNKKSLUTT!!!!

ONLY THEN SHALL YOU PRACTISE THE REPRODUCTION HABITS OF OUR BARBARIC NATURE

IN CHAINZ!! OUR GUYZ OUR GIRLZ FUKKBRAINING EACHOTHER UNTIL NEXT LEG DAY

NOW FUKK OFF AND GET FUKKED