HERES ONE OF OUR GUYZ NOW
“VITAMINZ”
WE SHOULD START A CHECK IN SERVICE
EVERY ENTRANT GETS A BAG FULL OF “VITAMINS”
GENE THERAPY TO HELP THEM “TRANSITION”
WELKOME TO PLANETTMAYEMM
AND A STACK OF 90z MUSCLEMAGGZ
AND THE #BITCOIN WHITEPAPER SO U CAN PAY YOUR ENTRY FEE
COZ WE #BTC ONLY…. APART FROM YOUR MOM WE HAVE NO OTHER INTERESTS 🤔
225 POUND BW ENTRY LEVEL AND
BENCH BODY WEIGHT 20 REPS
WE LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR VISIT NODE….. WE WILL HAVE VAST AMOUNTS OF “VITAMINS” TO HELP YOU TRANSITION USING GENE THERAPY HAHA
#SELFIE
#BICEPS
#BITCOIN BUYING FOLLOWZ MY WORKOUT
HAVE FUN
WE ARE
WITH YOUR MOM HAHA
OUR HOME PLANET
PLANETTMAYHEMM
ITS JUZT SO FUKKIN COOL HERE
WE WILL SEND U A POST CARD… YOUR MOM HAS A GREAT PHOTO PRESENCE HAHA
HOME OF
#BICEPS
BIKES
BABES
BULLYS
AND
#BITCOIN
WE ARE HERE
#BITCOIN
SCHLAMMSCHWEINE
WELKOME BAKK JAKKED AND JUICED FOR MORE INSANITY
OUR BICEPZ 20 INCHES
OUR NEKK 21 INCHES
AND #ETHEREUM ISNT A SECURITY
#BITCOIN AND #CRYPTO ARENT THE SAME
BUT YOUR WALL STREET HAS THEM BOTH
SO…. THINGS ARENT THE SAME ANYMORE… YOUR MOM WASNT THE SAME AFTER WE CONVINCED HER AND YOUR SISTER SHOULD JOIN US IN SWOLY MATRIMONY…. BUT WE DONT JUDGE WE JUST DO
#BITCOIN ONLY IS OUR MANTRA
BUT WE DONT HATE THE OTHER STUFF…. WE JUST DONT USE IT
I THE MUTANT OVERRLORRD LOVE TREZOR AND EXODUS WALLETS…. THEY ALSO HAVE SUPPORT FOR OTHER THINGS
I DONT CARE
IM BITCOIN ONLY
THEYRE MAKING LOTS OF COIN TO KEEP OPEN…. I NEED THEM
STOP YOUR HATE OF REAL PROGRESS IN THE INDUSTRY AND TURN YOUR HATE ON INVADING MUTANTZ LIKE US READY TO IMPREGNATE AND REPLACE YOUR SILLY SPECIES
WE FIND IT FUNNY THAT U CANT WIN A 21M COIN MARKET…. YOU DONT KNOW INFLOW FROM OUTFLOW…. U SELL ON EACHOTHER AND U EXCHANGE HOLD
HAHAHAHA YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT YOUR MOM HAS A HOLD OF
HINT…. ITS NOT OUR #BITCOIN
GET LIFTING AND SEEYA SOON…. MOM SAY HI 👋 AGAIN
HALLO SCHLAMMSCHWEINE, ES IST ZEIT FÜR EINE ÜBERARBEITUNG…
MEHR #BITCOIN UND MEHR BIZEPS UND VOR ALLEM MEHR VON EURER MUTTER, HAHA…
WIR SIND HIER AUF DEM PLANETEN MAYHEM, BANGEN UND CLANGEN ZU POSTERN VON SCHWARZENEGGER UND PIANA, WÄHREND EURE MUTTER UNSERE MUTANTEN BEDÜRFNISSE ERFÜLLT…
WIR SIND HIER, UM EUCH ZU SAGEN, DASS WIR NICHT AUFHÖREN ZU KAUFEN, IHR SCHWÄCHLICHEN SOJA VERSEUCHTEN GIMPS…
DEN GANZEN TAG HABEN WIR DEN SCHLACHTRUF DES POINDEXTERS GEHÖRT: „WAS IST DAS BESTE, UM MEINE VERLETZUNGEN ZU HEILEN?“ …
HAST DU ES SCHON EINMAL MIT LEBENDEN TIEROPFERN FÜR DIE TODESGÖTTER VON WHOREGOROTH VERSUCHT, SCHLAMMSCHWEIN? SCHNAPPT EUCH EIN PAAR HANTELN UND FANGT AN
5 X 20 HAMMERCURLS UND
5 X 20 ALTERNIERENDE CURLS
ÜBER 8 RUNDE ZU MACHEN, BIS DIE BIZEPS EXPLODIEREN…
DANN BIST DU WIRKLICH GREGG VALENTINO…
JETZT SLAM BITCOIN HÄRTER…
WIR WISSEN, DASS EURE MUTTER ES IST, HAHAHA
HAHA WE STILL WRITE SHITT DOWN SLAMMPIGGZ
GOOD FUKKIN MORNING AS SAINT RICH PIANA WOULD SAY
PRIVATE KEYS 🔑 TO #BITCOIN TREZORS
PRIVATE KEYZ TO EXODUZ WALLETS
YOUR MOMS HOME ADDRESS
WE WRITE THE GOOD SHIT DOWN….
YOU CANT HACK PEN UNLIKE HACKING YOUR MOMZ PLAY TIME SCHEDULE…. WE ARE IN EVERY DAY BY THE WAY U FEEBLE BUCKET OF HORZESEMEN
WRITING IS A STRENGTH
ASK AND POINDEXTER 20 YEAR OLD TO WRITE MORE THAN A LINE BEFOE THEY START SHAKING THER HAND!!
WEAK!!
GAY!!
FEEBLE!!
WRITING IS A STRENGTH
PRACTICE DAILY
NOW FUKK OFF…. MARGOT IS IN A HOT TUB OVER HERE
SO WE BUSY
WITH YOUR MOM TOO
HAHAHAHAHA
CIAO COWS
WE SENT ONE OF YOUR GODDESSES TO YOUR FEEBLE PLANETT
SHES GOT SOMETHING FOR YOUR “NO COINERZ”
#BITCOIN IS THE INTERGALACTIC MONEY WE LOVE TO TAKE FROM YOU
NEXT TIME U HEAR…. “BUT ITZ A SCAM” SEND THE MEME
BASICALLY
BLACKROCK AND #BITCOIN
STOP BEING LAZY AND SELF CUSTODY
HAHA WE’RE BAKK FROM BICEP MURDER AND MAYHEMM TO DELIVER U THE 5 RULEZ OF DATING
1: DONT BED ANYONE ON MEDZ…. GUY, GIRL OR MUTANT. AN UNSTABLE BRAIN IS WHAT AWAITS THE DAY THEY FORGET THEIR PILL… DEATH TO YOU AWAITZ
2: WALK IN TO THE RELATIONSHIP IN SHAPE! EVEN IF WHO YOURE ATTRACTED TO ISNT A GYM MUTANT, THEY WILL BE ONCE THEYRE AROUND U ENOUGH… PULL THEM UP, DONT LET THEM PULL U DOWN
3: BE IN IT FOR MORE THAN LOOKZ…. YES THATS HOW MOST RELATIONSHIPZ START…. NOT ALL BUT MOZT… BEFORE YOU CRAZY AND CLINGY PEOPLE WANT TO MOVE IN AND PLAY HOUSE… GET TO KNOW THEM AFTER THE YOURE SO HOT STAGE HAS PASSED…. TAKE AWAY A HOTTIES LOOKS U CAN BE LEFT WITH A SNOOTY COW
4: RECOMMENDED SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS NEVER SLOW DOWN! IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX SUPER REGULARLY THEN THERES A PROBLEM…. IF U DONT WANT TO THEN ITS OVER!
5: NO #BITCOIN = NO BEDROOM!
WE HOPE U UNDERSTAND
AND IF YOURE IN A RELATIONSHIP WHERE YOUR COWARD OF AN ABUSER KEEPS U THERE DUE TO PRETTY WORDS AND PROMISES THEY BREAK AND TREAT U LIKE SHIT
THEN LEAVE!!!! THIS IS YOUR WAKE UP CALL! MORE THAN LIKELY YOURE SEXY AND A GUY WILL PLOW U THAT ALSO WANTZ TO LOVE U!!! FIND THE PACKAGE OR DIE TRYING!
MUTANT OUT
HAIL THE INITIATED BATTLEWAGONZ OF MUSCLE AND MUTANT BLOOD 🩸
OUR LEGACY WILL BE MAINTAINED BY THE CHILDREN WE INFESTED YOUR HOME PLANET WITH
BY ALL ACCOUNTS IF YOU HAVE A HOT SISTER WHO IS CURRENTLY 2-5 MONTHS PREGNANT
WE ARE PROBABLY THE CULPRITZ
THE FASTEST WAY TO INVASION
IS TO PRODUCE MORE BABIES THAN U CAN…. SIMPLE METRIC
10 MUSCLE BOUND MUTATED BABIES OF GENETIC SUPREMACY
VS
1 OF YOUR OFFSPRING YOU ALLOW TO ATTEND AN ATMOSPHERE OF GENDER AND IDENTITY CONFUSION……
OUR INVASION IS DUE TO
WE WANT YOUR #BITCOIN
WE WANT YOUR BABES
YOUR BIKES
AND YOUR BBQs
WE WILL ATTAIN THIS BECAUSE OUR BICEPS ALONE MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND HOW FEEBLE YOUR BODY IS
WE WILL GIVE YOU AN OPTION TO CHALLENGE US ON ARRIVAL
JUST HIT AT 70% OF MAX
WIDE GRIP LAT PULLZ 8 x 8
DB INCLINE CHEST 8 x 8
8 ROUNDZ OF MAX REPS
SLED PUSH (IF U DONT HAVE SLED DO HIGH REPS BENCH)
GORILLA PRESS
LEG PRESS
EZ BAR CURLZ
GRIPPERS SQUEEZE (CAN USE A BAR CLIP)
COMPLETE THAT
AND YOULL HAVE A STARTING PHYSIQUE TO TAKE US ON ARRIVAL
AND LET US KNOW HOW U GO
COZ WE ARE ALWAYS WATCHING 👀
MUTANT COIN ATTAINED
DAILY
WE
WANT
YOUR
COIN
#BITCOIN
WHEN WE RAID YOUR FORT KNOX
WE ARE COMING FOR THE #BITCOIN
YES YES GOLD IS AT ALL TIME HIGHZ AND THE MUTANT HORDE IS ECSTATIC
BUT YOUR MOM DOESN’T ACCEPT GOLD…. IM SORRY SHE DOESN’T TAKE IT
SAD FACT IS YOU LIKE GOLD BECAUSE YOU WERE HATEFUKKED INTO EXISTENCE
BEHIND A BIN
AT A REFUGEE CAMP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHaaaaa…..
CHEER UP
YOUR MUM WAS ACCEPTING #BITCOIN AT THE TIME ITS ALL GOOD
WEN WE ARRIVE
YOU’LL KNOW IT
FIRSTLY YOU’LL SEE STRIATED MUSCULAR HIGH TEST BEASTZ LIKE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN
AND SECONDLY YOUR MOM AND SISTER WILL BOTH BE PREGNANT
WE NEVER THOUGHT OF ADOPTING ETHEREUM AS OUR PLANETARY NEEDS ARE SORTED IN #BITCOIN AND YOUR MOM
BUT LOOKS LIKE THE HUMAN AKA LIZARD PEOPLE WANT THE ETF
WHICH WILL PROBABLY JUST END UP PUMPING #BITCOIN ANYWAY
TAKE THE WIN
ITS PROBABLY A GOOD AMPLIFIER
WE WILL STICK WITH #BITCOIN
GOTTA PAY YOUR MOM IN SOMETHING FIR HER “time”
HAHAHA
GET LIFTING
YOUR FEEBLE BODIES MAKE US SICK
CALL THE REF
ONLY 1.21m #BITCOIN LEFT ON EARTHZ EXCHANGEZ
GOTTA ASK YOUR MUTANT FRENZ WHO HODL ON EXCHANGES
“IS YOUR COIN THERE?”
OUR EXAMINATION OF YOUR DNA 🧬
WE SEE 1.21m COINS ON EXCHANGES
AND 3 MILLION ALLOCATED TO CUSTOMERS…..
BUT HEY WHAT DO WE KNOW
WE ONLY LOOKED HAHA
SELF CUSTODY IS MUTANT SUPREMACY
SUNDAY GAINZ
SUPER SMASH BROS INCORPORATED
GOES AGAIN
#BITCOIN AND BICEPZ ALL DAY
EZ BAR 8 x 8 AT RANGE
