WE DOIN CRUNCHES
BOTH KINDZ
HERE ON PLANETTMAYHEMM
WE TRAIN HARD AND EAT HARDER
YOUR MOM CAN ATTEST TO THIS HAHA
READYING FOR BATTLE
SUNDAY IS CORE DAY
OVERLORD JUICING UP
AGAIN
THIS IS WHY WE WEIGH A MINIMUM 240
COZ WE DO
WEN DO U JUST LIFT SOMETHING OTHER THAN YOUR MOM OFF THE COUCH
???
ASKING COZ WE REALLY CARE
🤣🤣
MAH…. BE FAT AND UNFIT…. SURE THE LADIES LOVE THAT 🤣🤣🥇
THE ALIENZ WANT YOUR #BITCOIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
INKOMING!!!!!
3 THINGZ!!
WE WANT YOUR WEIGHT PLATES, YOUR PETROLEUM AND YOUR #BITCOIN
WORKOUT TIME NUMBER 22 FOR THE DAY
GYMJUICE TM
SLAM IT
GYM IT
CONQUER IT
WE DONT OPERATE ON ANY NORMAL LEVEL…. WE OPERATE SUPERCHARGED
MUTANT SQUADD PREPARES FOR DAILY LIFT NUMBER 17
COZ IF YOURE NOT LIFTING 17 TIMES A DAY, HOW ARE WE GOING TO MAKE PEOGRESS WITH YOUR MOM?
500MG OF MUTANT BULL SEMEN FOR THE PRE WORKOUT SHOULD DO IT
SEE YOU AFTER THE LIFT…..
WE GOT ONE OF YOUR GUYS ON THE MUTATION MACHINE
CHEKK OUT OUR WORK WHEN WE DIDDLE WITH YOUR DNA 🧬
U GUYS MAKE DISEASES OF BUMHOLES
WE MAKE MUSCLEMAGNONZ
ALSO: MEAT EATER…. SO SUPERSPERM AND PLENTY OF BREEDING ABILITY….
NO VACCINES
JUST MEATMUSCLE
STEP BROTHERS
SAME MOTHER
DIFFERENT 500 MG OF MUTANT BASED HORSE SEMEN DONATED….
OUTCOME 😌
SOME THINGS HERE ON PLANETMAYHEMM
ARE RELATABLE TO U PUNY BEINGS DOWN THERE…..
STEAK IS STEAK 🥩
EAT IT
WHEN WE BUY #BITCOIN
THIS IS HOW IT ENDS
ANTIME OF DAY
WE BANGIN ANS CLANGIN
BICEPS
DEADLIFTS
SQUATS
YOUR MOM
AND OHP
SEE THE THING IS CONSISTENTLY MOVING FORWARD
NOT PRETTY
NOT ON SOCIALS
GET IN
GET THE WORK DONE
GO EAT AND WATCH A MOVIE
LIKE ANY GOOD NIGHT WITH YOUR MOM REALLY HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
ANYWAY
ITS THE WEEKEND
DO SOME CHINS ON A TREE BRANCH FOR ALL WE CARE
DO SOMETHING
AND BUY MORE THAN $1 WORTH OF #BITCOIN YA TIGHTASSSSS!!!! ONE THING YOUR MOM LAX HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CIAO FOR NOW SUPER SLAMMPIGGZ
WE ARE THE PEAK OF GYMING TECHNOLOGY
ITZ DEADLIFT TIME SLAMMPIGGZ
WE ALREADY STOLE MORE OF YOUR #BITCOIN
TOOK A TURN WITH YOU MA’
NOW ITS TIME TO LIFT HEAVY BEFORE WE EAT YOUR LUNCH AND TAKE YOUR MONEY
WE PITY THE PUNY…. SO U HAHA
UNLESS U GET BIGGER!!! THEN COOL
WE SHALL FOLLOW U
SUPER DAY TO U SLAMMPIGGZ
AS WE CONQUER THE REALMS OF MASS AND YOUR MOTHERS ASS HAHA
WE THINK BACK TO A TIME WE WEIGHED UNDER 225 AND WE WERE JUST STARTING OUT OF THE PRIMORDIAL OOZE OF YOUR MOTHERS PLACENTA HAHAHA
EEEEEEEEEWWWW U JUST READ THAT U DISGUSTING HUMAN 💩
ANYWAY
STICK WITH THE BASICS OF MASS
BENCH
SQUAT
OVER HEAD PRESS
DEADLIFT
CHIN UP/LAT PULL WIDE!! ALWAYS WIDE FOR OBVIOUS REASONS
EAT LIKE CONAN AT THE END OF BATTLE WITH VULSA DOOM
AND UP YOUR TESTOSTERONE LEVEL BY GETTING LAID…. GOOD NEWS IT ALSO RAISES A GIRLS T LEVELS TO
SO BETTER WEIGHT LOSS
BETTER MUSCLE
TIGHTER TUMMY AND BUM
MORE SEX = BETTER BODY
ITS SIMPLE
ASK YOUR MOM…. WE DID 🤣🤣
#BITCOIN FIXES THIS….. MAYBE 🤣🤣
COZ MUMBO JUMBO IS GONNA HOODOO YOU
MUMBO JUMBO IS GONNA HOODOO YOU
BOOMALAY BOOMALAY BOOMALY BOOM
…..
U HUMANS SHOULD OF REALISED YOUR ANCESTORS PRAYED TO DEATH GODS
DID WEIRD AS FUKK RITUALS
PERFORMED ALTAR SACRIFICES TO FERTILITY GODS
AND THEN MADE WEIRD MUSIC THAT TRIED TO SUMMON ANCIENT WAR GODZ TO DESTROY ENEMIES
THATS WHAT BROUGHT U HERE
GOING AGAINST IT IS SENDING U TO ZERO
IF THAT ISNT ALREADY OBVIOUS
IF YOUR ANCESTORS HAD #BITCOIN
ALL THE WEIRD SHIT THEY DID WOULD OF GONE TO BITCOIN AND TODAY YOUD HAVE ETERNITY OF GLORY
USE #BITCOIN TO FIX WHAT THEY STARTED AND WHAT YOU RUINED
IF U DONT KNOW WHAT A WOMAN IS….. ID SUGGEST TO REVERSE COURSE
THE GODS HAVE A WAY OF MAKING THINGS HARD FOR U
BEST COOK IN THE HOUSE
WE SAW YOUR ALIEN ROMULUS
DAMN FINE SEQUEL
WE ENJOYED THE CHEST BURSTING, THE FACE HUGGERS OH AND AND THE XENOMORPHS
THEY ARE DISTANT COUSINS OF OURS AFTER ALL
8/10 FOR U EARTHLINGS
