ON OUR WAY BACK FROM YOUR MOMZ HOUSE
TIME TO JAM IN SOME CORE WORK
WILL HIT SOME ROTATIONAL STRENGTH AND SOME ISO… YOU MOM IS ACROBATIC AFTERALL
IF YOURE UNDER 200 POUNDS AND HAVE A 6 PACK…. YOURE JUST SKINNY
STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT MORE THAN THAT
225 IS THE ENTRY FOR BEING A COOL DOUCHEBAG WHO TAKES ENDLESS SELFIE PICS SHIRTLESS
YOURE NOT THERE YET
BUT!!!
YOU WILL…. TILL THEN
WE WILL KEEP WORKING WITH YOUR MOMZ PELVIC FLOOR HAHAHA
ONLY ON EARTH
PROBABLY WHY YOURE ALL SO SMALL…. NO GH RELEASE ON MONDAYS TO SPEED HEALING ON CHEST DAY TUESDAY FOR RAPID GROWTH…..
BUT WHAT DO WE KNOW… WE ENTRY LEVEL 225 HAHA
WAIT….. ITS MONDAY?!!?
ITS LEG DAY
DEEP SQUATZ YA BUNCH OF SAGGBAGGZ
GET TO IT
YA GONNA BE OK PUDDIN CUP?
NEXT GLOBAL SYSTEM MELTDOWN WILL BE CAUSED BY US
AND…. WHAT ARE U GONNA DO? CRY ABOUT NOT ACCESSING YOUR PHONE
WE WILL BE DOING WHAT WE ALWAYS DO
LIFTING HEAVY SHITT
EATING ALL THE FOOD
DRINKING ALL THE UV LIT REVERSE OSMOSIS WATER
AND YOUR MOM WILL TAKE CARE OF OUR MORE BASE PLEASURES AND DESIRES HAHA!
WE TAKE IT DOWN
YOULL HAVE A HEART ATTACK
BUT!!! ITLL BE GOOD FOR U TO STOP WATCHING DONKEY PORN
WE ARE GONNA REPLACE IT ALL WITH THE #BITCOIN SUPER ECONOMY FOR YOU…. COZ FOR SOME REASON
YOU JUST CANT DO IT YOURSELF
SO…. SYSTEMS CRASH ACTIVATED
FUKKIT!!! THEN WE CRASH AT YOUR MOMS FOR THE WEEKEND AND FIX THE WORLD BY MONDAY AHAHAHAHAHA
ACHTUNG SLAMMPIGGZ
GYM TIME
WE ARE THE PEAK OF GYMING TECHNOLOGY
AND THEN THERE IS U…. POINDEXTER WHO HASNT TOUCHED A WEIGHT IN 40 YEAR APART FROM LIFTING YOUR MOM OFF THE COUCH
HAHA…. AND SHES ONE HEAVY B…. ANYWAY ☺️
YOURE GONNA GET YOUR OUTTA SHAPE ASS TO THE GYM TOMORROW
YOURE GONNA LOAD UP A BENCH AND HIT SETS OF 15….
START THERE
WHEN ITS TUESDAY BUZZ US AND WE WILL GIVE YOU TUESDAY
MONDAY:
BENCH PRESS MAX x 15 REPS
START WITH A WEIGHT THAT MOVES FOR 15…. WHEN U CANT LIFT THAT MANY, DROP THE WEIGHT
GUESSING YOULL BE CRYING ON THE 15 TH SET AND SORE ALL WEEK
GOOD!
WE GIVE TUESDAY FOR BEGINNERS MONDAY NIGHT
BUZZ US HERE
SEE YA THEN SLAMMPIGG
DEATH
TO
CARDIO
SHHHHH!!!
BUSY!
CANT TALK
STAKKING
MUSCLE
MAYHEMM
YOUR MOM
HAHA
LOCATION: PLANETTMAYHEMM
FOOD: STEAK
PAID FOR: IN #BITCOIN
MUTANT: IT IS I… THE OVERRLORRD
PLANETTMAYHEMM INSPIRES BULLY TACTICS, GETTING MORE MUSCULAR THAN EVERYONE U KNOW AND ENGAGING IN LOVE ANIMAL SACRIFICE TO A FULL MOON TO HEAL THE INJURED DEADLIFTERS
IF YOU THINK YOUVE TRIED EVERYTHING TO HEAL AN INJURY
WE ARE HERE TO TELL U…. U HAVENT TRIED THAT ONE MEATBALL HAHA
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT AND SELF CUSTODY
ACHTUNG SLAMMPIGGZ TO ANOTHER MAME AND STAIN DAY OVER AT YOUR MOMZ HAHAHA
OUR SUPREME OVERLORD
LORD MAXIMALLUS
HE DECREED #BITCOIN PAYMENTS WOULD INEVITABLY CIRCULATE THROUGH THE GALAXY
BUT WE HAD TO STEAL AS MUCH FROM EARTH 🌎 AS POSSIBLE
LUCKY MOST OF U ARE 10 POUND WEAKLING COMPUTER NERDZ THAT 10 MINUTES WITH YOUR MOM AND BOOM
#BITCOIN
ANYWAY
OUR BICEPZ MARATHON
30 MINUTES, 5 MUTANTS AND A SUPER EZ CURL BAR
U DO 10 PASS THE BAR
NEXT MANIAC DOES 10
CIRCLE JERK THAT FOR 30 MINS AND BANG!!
YOU NOW HAVE BICEPS AND WE HAVE GIVEN U A BABY BROTHER
EVERYONES A WINNER
CEPT U…. YOUR NEW BORN BABY BROTHER CAME OUT AT 225 A TATTOOS READING
YOUR MA BITCH…… NOT EXACTLY SURE HOW THAT HAPPENED
BUT HEY….. YOU WERE BORN TO RIGHT? HAHAHAHA
TILL NEXT TIME AIDZ VIKTIMZ
THERE ARE DAYS ON PLANETTMAYHEMM EVEN WE THINK
HOW DID WE GET HERE… HAHA!!
DIFFERENCE BEING U USE YOUR TIME TO FIND WAYS TO TELL YOURSELF YOUR SICK WHEN YOURE NOT
YOU TRY AND FIND WAYS TO MAKE SENSE OF RIDICULOUS GENDER, CLIMATE AND OTHER WEIRD THINGS YOUVE ALL JUST LET THROUGH
WHERE AS WE
BUILD MORE MUSCLE, READ MORE BOOKS, BUILD BUSINESSES, EAT LOAD OF THINGS THAN MAKE OUR BODIES AND MINDS STRONG, WATCH INTELLIGENT MOVIES AND PUSH OUR OWN AGENDA WHILST SETTING OUR OWN BOUNDARIES, WHILST REFUSING ANYONES PROPAGANDA BUT OUR OWN….. AND NEVER PUSH OUR WAYS TO OTHERS
GUESS WHOS HAPPIER
HAHAHAHAHA….
U CAN CHANGE YOUR MISERY
SIMPLY ASK FOR A REFUND AND SHOP/SPEND YOUR ENERGY ELSEWHERE
FUCK YOUR SHITTY FRIENDSHIP GORUPS AND WHO LIKE U YOU N MEDIA…. MAKE NEW ONES, CREATE BETTER ACCOUNTS
BE ENERGETIC TO BE YOU!!!!! THE WAY U SAY IT AND LIVE IT
CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD
GYM TIME SUPER SLAMMPIGGZ
ITS THE #NOSTR SQUADZ ALL TIME HATED BULLY READY TO SLAM, CRAM AND BLAM ALL OVER YOUR MA’ HAHAHAHA!!!!
WE DROPPING A 5 x 5 DEADLIFT SUPERSETTING ON FRANCO COLUMBU WIDE GRIPP CHINZ TO INFINTIY
COZ AFTER YOU ACHIEVE YOUR FIRST WODE GRIP OVERHAND CHIN…. YOU KEEP GOING UNTIL INFINITY IS REACHED
SQUATS AND SHOULDERS TO FINISH OFF
KLOKOV AT A 5 x 5 AND HEAVY SQUAT SLOW FOR FORM
BOOM!!
SIZE IS EASY…. HONEST! JUST ASK YOUR MOM
HAHAHAHA
GET IN THERE AND SLAM SOME WEGHTZ BOYZ
MAKES U MORE ATTRACTIVE…. AND U NEED ALL THE HELP U CAN GET HAHA!
BUT…. ONLY SO MUCH LIPSTICK U CAN OUT ON A PIG AFTER ALL
☺️
HE’LL BE FINE
JUST ONE TO MANY PULL-UPS
HIT THE HEAD
ON BENCH TOMORROW
“WE DONT WANT ANY ACCIDENTS”
THE LEGENDARY BULLY OF #NOSTR APPEARS
OUR PET WOLF : GIGANTOR
WE SEE LOTS OF FRESH MEAT ON THE #NOSTR
SO LETS MAKE A DEAL
YOU FOLLOW THE MUTANT FROM PLANETTMAYHEMM AND GET UP TO DATE WITH OUR LEGENDARY POSTS ABOUT MUSCLE, MAYHEMM AND YOUR MOM HAHA
AND WE WILL FOLLOW U BACK…. NOTHING CREEPY, PROMISE HAHA
WE USE #BITCOIN AS OUR LEGAL TENDER ON OUR PLANETT… SO WE PRETTY FAR AHEAD
IF YOURE LUCKY SOME INTERGALACTIC #SATS WILL BE SENT YOUR WAY
BILL SKARSGÅRD
A FELLOW PAGAN MUTANT
BUILT ONE OF THE BEST PHYSIQUES YOULL EVER SEE IN A FILM
RIVALS THE BRAD PITT ACHILLES PHYSIQUE THAT PUNY HUMAN CREATED
YOURE ALL GONNA SIT OUT THE CROW… ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES U SILLY HUMANS HAVE MADE FOR YEARS BECAUSE IT INSULTS BRANDON BRUCE LEE
THE ONE MAN WHO WOULD OF LOVED TO SEE THIS REIMAGINED FILM
ABS
CHEST
BACK
SHOULDERS
PERFECTLY SCULPTED….. INSTEAD OF WATCHING YOUR DONKEY PORN
GO AND SEE A PROPER MANS PHYSIQUE SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY START TO BUILD YOURS
PROPERLY
TAKE THE WIN FOR A CHANGE
