Girlfriend isn't Linux based... What do?

There's a reason most of these prank videos are done in Europe or leftist shitholes like California. I don't care if it's "just a prank bro", someone running at me with a weapon is a threat, and they'll be put down as a threat. Your prank may be the last thing you ever fucking do.

>Did you try rebooting your girlfriend, Sar?

I've been carrying for so long (going on 30 years) that even I don't notice my piece. My wife has to remind me sometimes to put it up when we get home.

>I don't know, Butt-head. I mean, that is a lot of shoes, heh-heh.

Yeah, funny AF until he pulls that crap on someone like me who's carrying.

"Ha! You brought a chainsaw to a gunfight? BLAM."

I think after that one moron got shot in the mall for faking a bomb threat, many folks stay clear from irl pranking.

A lot of them are staged though.

The worst part is she ALWAYS farts when rolled to her size. Being a daunting 5', I'm always closer to the blast range. 😭

I have stories for days. Night shift be wildin' 😭

We have a 500lb patient that was on the BM list. Hadn't pooped in foreverrrrr.

So we (a full team of 5) had her rolled to her side. I was getting ready to administer a suppository when my phone alarm went off in my pocket. My alarm is an annoying rooster. Obviously, our hands were full so at 1 am we all had to listen to a rooster until I was able to doff my gloves and wash my hands. Woke up most of the unit. What a night.

😭🐓

you should see some of the old carriage roads

Dude arkansas blows! I hate the roads with a passion it's a cluster fuck. Which isn't surprising given the intelligence level I've encountered here.​