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Johnny Ryall
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Japanese culture doesn't have marriage as the center of having sex, like western culture. So many acceptable ways to have sexual contact in Japan and so they do not end up having kids. Not not a problem, these things always have ebbs and flows.

Johnny Ryall is the bum on my stoop

I gave him fifty cents to buy some soup

He knows the time with the fresh Gucci watch

He's even more over than the mayor Ed Koch

Washing windows on the Bowery at a quarter to four

'Cause he ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more

Livin' on borrowed time and borrowed money

Sleepin' on the street there ain't a damn thing funny

With the hand-me-down food and hand-me-down clothes

A rockabilly past of which nobody knows

Makes his home all over the place

He goes to sleep by falling down on his face

Sometimes known as the leader of the homeless

Sometimes drunk, man the kid's always phoneless

Sleepin' on the street in a cardboard box

He's better off drinkin' than smokin' the rocks

Johnny Ryall, Johnny Ryall

Kickin' uptown, kickin' downtown, kickin' crosstown

Johnny Ryall, Johnny Ryall

He drinks where he lies

He's covered with flies

He's got the hand me down Pumas and the tie dyes

Well, you go upstate and get your head together

Thunderbird is the word and you're light as a feather

Detox at the flop house no booze allowed

Remember the good old days with the rockabilly crowd

Memphis is where he's from (out in Tennessee)

He lives in the street but he's no bum

He's the rockabilly star from the days of old

He used to have teeth all filled with gold

He got platinum voice but only gold records

On the bass (was Boots), on the drums (was Checkers)

Louis Vuitton with the Gucci guitar

Johnny Ryall

Who do you think you are?

Johnny Ryall, Johnny Ryall

Takin' the night train, drinkin' O.E

Johnny Ryall, Johnny Ryall

One, two, three, four

One, two, three, four

One, two, three, four

One, two, three

Donald Trump and Donald Tramp living in the men's shelter

Wonder Bread bag shoes and singing "Helter Skelter"

He asks for a dollar you know what it's for

Man, bottle after bottle he'll always need more

He's no less important than you working class stiffs

He drinks a lot of liquor but he don't drink piss

He paid his dues playing the blues

He claims that he wrote the Blue Suede Shoes

Elvis shaved his head when he went into the army

That's right y'all his name is Johnny

Kick it

Johnny Ryall, Johnny Ryall